Sorry Raff, you won’t be flying anymore this season

bingofuel
January 07 2008 11:46AM

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The Oil will be holding a press conference later today to announce that Raffi “Raff-Daddy” Torres will be undergoing knee surgery and will be out for the remainder of the season. This will derail his plans for a return to his 27-goal scoring form of two years ago. On the plus side <insert prospect not named Schremp> will be called up from Springfield, and will get shuffled from line to line.

Get well soon Raff Daddy. Your terrifying bug eyes will be missed.

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#1 IMissSmyth
January 07 2008, 12:47PM
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His terrifying stare downs will be missed.

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#2 MrRoboto
January 07 2008, 02:23PM
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Thats too bad.

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#3 ACDC
January 07 2008, 03:18PM
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One down 22 more injured Oilers to go

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#4 GoOilGo
January 07 2008, 03:44PM
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Clever ACDC ... its amazing you can spell with that pea you call a brain

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#5 TonyRomo
January 07 2008, 04:26PM
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ACDC blows by the way

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