GDB7: Don't make it weird

Wanye
October 25 2008 05:30PM

Game time at 8 PM MST Lambs. The 3-4 Canucks and the now 4-2 Oilers will square off in what should be a good tilt on HNIC. Now we say SHOULD because the Oilers have had started to make things weird for us.

Not weird like the-Gloved-One-here-rolling-out-of-his-crypt-to-hang-with-Sigfried-and-Roy-weird but weird all the same.

See if a team sucks and they lose you say to yourself "oh that makes sense, they suck!" If they have suffered injuries and lose you say "If only hadn't lost so-and-so. They would be way better." If they had bad luck and some junk goal went in you say "better luck next time. That goal won't always go in."

But what of the Oil? Out to a quick 4-0 start where they got away with a couple lucky wins - sure. But the last two games? Just plain weird. No jump, no defense, no offense, no heart, no physical play and no wins. This isn't the Oilers team we have been dreaming about all summer. We know you are in there somewhere real Oilers team. What better time to come out of your funk than to lay a stomping on the Canucks on HNIC?

A final observation

Luke Schenn just tried to fight Chris Neil as we wrote this post in the first half of the double header. If he can take his 18 year old life in his hands at 5:18 PM, imagine what could be happening in three short hours?

Awesome.

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#1 Travis Dakin
October 25 2008, 05:37PM
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Justice League, prepare for battle!

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#2 jeanshorts
October 25 2008, 05:39PM
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I hope the Smac runs Burrows through the boards tonight A La Dustin Boyd. God I hate that guy. I hate him with all that I am. Now, lets watch him score 5 goals tonight because the hockey gods hate me for no reason.

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#3 The Towel Boy
October 25 2008, 06:00PM
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OK! Lets get this shizow on the roll! I'm dying for a solid 60minute effort with no floating and no lame fluffy backchecking and of course some pulverizing body slams from Macintyre.

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#4 Mac Daddy
October 25 2008, 06:07PM
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Are they putting out the "Dream Line" kick some arse??

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#5 baggedmilk
October 25 2008, 06:25PM
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If the Oilers lose tonight I'm getting a sex change, buying a cat and picking up cross stitching. Don't make me do that.

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#6 Travis Dakin
October 25 2008, 06:34PM
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baggedmilk Says: October 25th, 2008 at 6:25 pm If the Oilers lose tonight I’m getting a sex change, buying a cat and picking up cross stitching. Don’t make me do that.

Oh... My.... Lord...

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#7 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 06:35PM
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If the Oilers win tonight im getting a sex change, buying a cat and picking up cross stitching.

THATS GANGSTER

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#8 The Towel Boy
October 25 2008, 06:43PM
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THATS GANGSTER

...werd.

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#9 Lubo71
October 25 2008, 06:55PM
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Know what else is gangster?

A FREAKKIN WIN

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#10 matt
October 25 2008, 06:56PM
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i really agree with the killing of burrows.what a punk

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#11 baggedmilk
October 25 2008, 07:06PM
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Here's to the Oilers making that greasy Italian Luongo wish he picked up badminton.

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#12 jeanshorts
October 25 2008, 07:09PM
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I've got some Stompin' Tom Conners cued up on a cassette tape, ready to play for the boys when they come out onto the ice. If that doesn't guarantee us a win then I don't know what will. I've also got a cube and a 26 chilling, so win or lose, I'll drink away all recollection of tonight.

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#13 jeanshorts
October 25 2008, 07:26PM
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Maybe I'm reaching here, but is Rolli looking like a viable option for Ottawa? Both their goalers have been spectacularly mediocre.

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#14 New Guy
October 25 2008, 07:37PM
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I think the Sens have a cap issue. I read somewhere they are having to give a long thought to how they sign Alfredsson.

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#15 baggedmilk
October 25 2008, 07:45PM
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Gerber sucks. In fact when his contract is up Ottawa gives him the boot faster than a falling shit from heaven.

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#16 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 08:01PM
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Ah a whole new network broadcast to mock tonight. PJ Stock you are brutal. Nice hair you supermodel.

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#17 New Guy
October 25 2008, 08:04PM
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Stoll has lit the lamp twice tonight - his 3rd and 4th o' the year. Interesting

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#18 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 08:11PM
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Wow, just when you think the Oilers marketing department is brutal, you witness a Canucks Ceremony.

7th fan hahahahahah

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#19 Lubo71
October 25 2008, 08:13PM
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I want to be a 7th Canuck fan

AS IF

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#20 buck75
October 25 2008, 08:13PM
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Give us back our Anthem!

Cheesy ceremony

From my Crackberry

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#21 jim
October 25 2008, 08:13PM
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The 7th fan thing was 1 of the lamest ceremonies I've ever seen.

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#22 New Guy
October 25 2008, 08:14PM
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Did they just rip of the ANTHEM SINGING????

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#23 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 08:15PM
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Little known fact: Ron Jeremy earns an honest living singing the national anthem in Vancouver.

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#24 OilersNinja
October 25 2008, 08:16PM
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Pull the stick and start the game baby.

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

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#25 Lubo71
October 25 2008, 08:17PM
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You are commenting from a blackberry Buch75? Thats dedication!!

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#26 jim
October 25 2008, 08:17PM
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HA,HA,HA!

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#27 1011011
October 25 2008, 08:18PM
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Decent shot there by Penner

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#28 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 08:19PM
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Wow Garon. You should have had that.

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#29 jim
October 25 2008, 08:19PM
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Baaa!

signed Wayne

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#30 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 08:21PM
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The only other person I have ever heard of named Mason - other than that Canuck Mayson Raymond - is Mayson Betha aka MA$E

Henceforth that douche is MA$E

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#31 New Guy
October 25 2008, 08:22PM
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Hahaha MASE Where is that guy?

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#32 Lubo71
October 25 2008, 08:23PM
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Hemsky looks exactly the same whether he is on the bench, on the ice, scoring or losing the game.

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#33 freeze
October 25 2008, 08:23PM
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ugh, Crawford is so painful to listen to.

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#34 1011011
October 25 2008, 08:25PM
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Good to have Optimus Prime back in the lineup

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#35 jim
October 25 2008, 08:25PM
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Freeze, AGREED!

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#36 Deaf Guy
October 25 2008, 08:26PM
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Freeze - Not in the least!

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#37 1011011
October 25 2008, 08:28PM
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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#38 New Guy
October 25 2008, 08:29PM
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hahahahahaha another member of the family

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#39 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 08:30PM
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It just occured to me - is anyone else excited to see MacIntyre and Boogaard play each other?

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#40 New Guy
October 25 2008, 08:31PM
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This game has lost its tempo all of a sudden

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#41 Lubo71
October 25 2008, 08:32PM
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Garon looks more lost than Clay Aiken at the playboy mansion

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#42 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 08:33PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Where do you come up with that stuff lubo?

Oh wait

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#43 New Guy
October 25 2008, 08:35PM
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SWEEEEET. PP

SHOOOOOT

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#44 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 08:37PM
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Wow Morris sure blew a tire on that 2nd goal in Phoenix

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#45 OilersNinja
October 25 2008, 08:38PM
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Atta boy souray

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#46 1011011
October 25 2008, 08:39PM
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Wow Cole nice screen

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#47 Lubo71
October 25 2008, 08:41PM
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I'd say the game has been pretty even so far, excpet the score

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#48 freeze
October 25 2008, 08:41PM
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Cole looks way more effective on the right side. I love the way he cuts to the net.

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#49 1011011
October 25 2008, 08:42PM
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New bond movie

AWESOME

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#50 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 08:42PM
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Agreed freeze, good call

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