GDB7: Don't make it weird

Wanye
October 25 2008 05:30PM

Game time at 8 PM MST Lambs. The 3-4 Canucks and the now 4-2 Oilers will square off in what should be a good tilt on HNIC. Now we say SHOULD because the Oilers have had started to make things weird for us.

Not weird like the-Gloved-One-here-rolling-out-of-his-crypt-to-hang-with-Sigfried-and-Roy-weird but weird all the same.

See if a team sucks and they lose you say to yourself "oh that makes sense, they suck!" If they have suffered injuries and lose you say "If only hadn't lost so-and-so. They would be way better." If they had bad luck and some junk goal went in you say "better luck next time. That goal won't always go in."

But what of the Oil? Out to a quick 4-0 start where they got away with a couple lucky wins - sure. But the last two games? Just plain weird. No jump, no defense, no offense, no heart, no physical play and no wins. This isn't the Oilers team we have been dreaming about all summer. We know you are in there somewhere real Oilers team. What better time to come out of your funk than to lay a stomping on the Canucks on HNIC?

A final observation

Luke Schenn just tried to fight Chris Neil as we wrote this post in the first half of the double header. If he can take his 18 year old life in his hands at 5:18 PM, imagine what could be happening in three short hours?

Awesome.

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#151 The Towel Boy
October 25 2008, 09:49PM
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i think they call it the second year itch.

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#152 1011011
October 25 2008, 09:49PM
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don't go there 5andag Wanye will get pissed

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#153 New Guy
October 25 2008, 09:50PM
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LOL WANYE

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#154 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 09:50PM
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That Sheldon Souray is one fine piece of ass

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#155 Fiveandagame
October 25 2008, 09:50PM
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'This is heart on the old left and right ventricles "…

I mean HARD on the left and right Ventricles....gawd I can't type and watch

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#156 The Towel Boy
October 25 2008, 09:50PM
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I'd bone him. No joke.

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#157 OilersNinja
October 25 2008, 09:51PM
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Nice goal scuba steve

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#158 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 09:51PM
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Towel Boy goes. I know his sister

THAT WAY

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#159 Fiveandagame
October 25 2008, 09:51PM
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"Second year itch"

thats catchy...I think you should sell that to Gregor for exclusive useage

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#160 The Towel Boy
October 25 2008, 09:53PM
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...I'm drawing up a comeback gameplan....it's gonna be good...

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#161 freeze
October 25 2008, 09:53PM
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your moustache is shit PJ.

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#162 1011011
October 25 2008, 09:53PM
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Its tied towelboy

OH GOD STOCK IS GROWING A MOUSTACHE

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#163 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 09:54PM
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I would kick the shit out of PJ Stock. No joke

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#164 The Towel Boy
October 25 2008, 09:54PM
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lol. 1011011...i meant comeback to wanye for knowing my sister...in that way. ...cuz I don't even know my sister.

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#165 The Towel Boy
October 25 2008, 09:55PM
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...not in that way.

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#166 1011011
October 25 2008, 09:55PM
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Oh HAHAHAHAHAHA Thats funny. I thought you were talking about the other thing!

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#167 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 09:56PM
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I know her.

That moustache on Stock is shitanusly bad

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#168 Lubo71
October 25 2008, 09:57PM
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"shitanusly bad"

LOLOL

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#169 The Towel Boy
October 25 2008, 09:57PM
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So lemme get this straight...PJ Stock just runs down the highlights? ...that's it? Couldn't they get TSN's Maggie the Monkey to do it instead...I mean they did steal their theme song...It's only fair.

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#170 New Guy
October 25 2008, 09:57PM
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HAHAHAHAHA

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#171 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 09:58PM
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Maggie the Monkey beat Stock in a game of chess to win the job

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#172 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 09:59PM
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Good god Stock you are the worst thing ever to happen to people with hearing

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#173 1011011
October 25 2008, 10:00PM
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That STL Goalie looked like Manute Bol

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#174 freeze
October 25 2008, 10:00PM
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actually, i think the moustache is making PJ better!

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#175 New Guy
October 25 2008, 10:00PM
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Stock is Maclean's beaych

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#176 Fiveandagame
October 25 2008, 10:01PM
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PJ must have been rimming a dude and forgot to wipe his face......

Man I am sorry, wife leaves the house and I turn into a rig pig.....

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#177 Eddie D
October 25 2008, 10:01PM
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shitanusly bad

HAHAHAHAH

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#178 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 10:01PM
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Your rim description holds

OBJECTION DENIED

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#179 Fiveandagame
October 25 2008, 10:02PM
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My mom has a better moustachio

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#180 buck75
October 25 2008, 10:02PM
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Memo from Mother Corp:

PJ

Spit the marbles out of your mouth!

Why does he drool so much when he's talkin'?

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#181 Fiveandagame
October 25 2008, 10:02PM
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Thanks Wayner

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#182 freeze
October 25 2008, 10:02PM
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*rofl*

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#183 New Guy
October 25 2008, 10:02PM
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Hey Wanye if the Oilers PR guy came on here and told you to stop what would you say?? HAHA

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#184 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 10:04PM
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I'll say it in the voice of Astro from the Jetsons

"Ro Ruck Rourself"

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#185 Fiveandagame
October 25 2008, 10:04PM
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shitanusly is my new favorite word BTW

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#186 Lubo71
October 25 2008, 10:04PM
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LMAO

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#187 freeze
October 25 2008, 10:04PM
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agreed.

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#188 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 10:05PM
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That word is trademarked by the Wanye Gretz Corporation LLP Ltd.

Use it and it costs a quarter

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#189 Fiveandagame
October 25 2008, 10:05PM
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have you guys ever tried drinking beer while watching hockey?

....it's SO GOOD!

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#190 The Psychic 1011011
October 25 2008, 10:06PM
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Where did you get it from Wanye? It's great!

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#191 Fiveandagame
October 25 2008, 10:06PM
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Quarters in the mail!

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#192 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 10:06PM
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11 beers tastes 6.7 times as good!

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#193 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 10:07PM
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That's all me Psychic 1s0s

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#194 freeze
October 25 2008, 10:07PM
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OilersNation, shitanusly®

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#195 Fiveandagame
October 25 2008, 10:08PM
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Penner 1 on 4!

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#196 New Guy
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Im going to name my first kid shitanus

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#197 freeze
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come on CBC put the score clock on!

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#198 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 10:09PM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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#199 buck75
October 25 2008, 10:09PM
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Fuck

Cptn Cheeseburger scored.

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#200 Fiveandagame
October 25 2008, 10:09PM
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I hate wellwood

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