GDB7: Don't make it weird

Wanye
October 25 2008 05:30PM

Game time at 8 PM MST Lambs. The 3-4 Canucks and the now 4-2 Oilers will square off in what should be a good tilt on HNIC. Now we say SHOULD because the Oilers have had started to make things weird for us.

Not weird like the-Gloved-One-here-rolling-out-of-his-crypt-to-hang-with-Sigfried-and-Roy-weird but weird all the same.

See if a team sucks and they lose you say to yourself "oh that makes sense, they suck!" If they have suffered injuries and lose you say "If only hadn't lost so-and-so. They would be way better." If they had bad luck and some junk goal went in you say "better luck next time. That goal won't always go in."

But what of the Oil? Out to a quick 4-0 start where they got away with a couple lucky wins - sure. But the last two games? Just plain weird. No jump, no defense, no offense, no heart, no physical play and no wins. This isn't the Oilers team we have been dreaming about all summer. We know you are in there somewhere real Oilers team. What better time to come out of your funk than to lay a stomping on the Canucks on HNIC?

A final observation

Luke Schenn just tried to fight Chris Neil as we wrote this post in the first half of the double header. If he can take his 18 year old life in his hands at 5:18 PM, imagine what could be happening in three short hours?

Awesome.

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#201 1011011
October 25 2008, 10:10PM
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ARHG)#Q%$QU^ Q#^*%*%

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#202 Lubo71
October 25 2008, 10:10PM
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AAAAAARGH

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#203 Lubo71
October 25 2008, 10:11PM
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What a shitanusly terrible goal

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#204 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 10:12PM
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hahaha see Lubo? What a term - all rights reserved

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#205 freeze
October 25 2008, 10:12PM
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shitanus!!!!®

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#206 Fiveandagame
October 25 2008, 10:12PM
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COME ON OILERS!

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#207 1011011
October 25 2008, 10:13PM
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How do you make that symbol freeze?

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#208 buck75
October 25 2008, 10:13PM
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Awesome PP

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#209 NoPantsTuesday
October 25 2008, 10:13PM
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BAAAAAA

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#210 freeze
October 25 2008, 10:13PM
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baaaaaaaaaaaahd move!

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#211 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 10:13PM
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Geez who has TWO HUGE GIVEAWAYS TONIGHT????

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#212 freeze
October 25 2008, 10:14PM
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option-R on a mac

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#213 Fiveandagame
October 25 2008, 10:14PM
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marc andre Gerbreshkov......

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#214 freeze
October 25 2008, 10:15PM
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windows: try Alt + 0174 = ®

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#215 buck75
October 25 2008, 10:15PM
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Put the goat back in the bull pen...

He is especially unsavoury tonight.

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#216 New Guy
October 25 2008, 10:15PM
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I'm a PC. You are funky and cool

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#217 freeze
October 25 2008, 10:16PM
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and my computer rarely reboots on its own.

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#218 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 10:17PM
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Mine does, but its how it tells me to go get another beer

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#219 1011011
October 25 2008, 10:17PM
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Shirt tied down Crawford? Its called a jersey you poof

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#220 buck75
October 25 2008, 10:18PM
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0174

Not on a crackberry

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#221 Obvious Oscar
October 25 2008, 10:18PM
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KEEP TRYING OILERSSSSSSSS

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#222 Fiveandagame
October 25 2008, 10:18PM
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® † ¥ ¨ˆø ? å ß?ƒ©???…??ç??˜

HEY THAT OPTION BUTTON IS FUN!

see My wife is wrong I totally learn stuff here

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#223 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 10:19PM
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Obvious Oscar is a registered trademark of the Shitanus Group LLP

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#224 Obvious Oscar®
October 25 2008, 10:20PM
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LOL No Im not!!

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#225 freeze
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fcuk

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#226 Fiveandagame
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crap barf snot

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#227 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 10:20PM
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Fuck®

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#228 Lubo71
October 25 2008, 10:21PM
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Im so depressed

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#229 1011011
October 25 2008, 10:21PM
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COME ON!!!

feck

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#230 buck75
October 25 2008, 10:21PM
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D'OH!!!!!

Let Smac & Storts out....

Release the hounds.

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#231 New Guy
October 25 2008, 10:23PM
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RELEASE THE HOUNDS HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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#232 Fiveandagame
October 25 2008, 10:24PM
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I don't like it when we're losing

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#233 Lubo71
October 25 2008, 10:24PM
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Oilers score next they are still in it

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#234 Fiveandagame
October 25 2008, 10:25PM
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If the Oilers score twice before the canucks do I bet the game will be tied

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#235 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 10:25PM
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TELL ME GODS OF HOCKEY!!! WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?

say chug a beer say chug a beer say chug a beer say chug a beer say chug a beer say chug a beer say chug a beer say chug a beer

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#236 Lubo71
October 25 2008, 10:25PM
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LOLOLOL

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#237 New Guy
October 25 2008, 10:26PM
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LOL Wanye - go chug a beer! For the Oilers!!

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#238 New Guy
October 25 2008, 10:27PM
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Twins basil twins!

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#239 Fiveandagame
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you know who's funny...this Wayne Gretz guy....holy crap you should totally start some sort of website, where you could post funny blogs about ....um I don't know...um....geez I am drawing blank here....

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#240 buck75
October 25 2008, 10:27PM
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Have a Neo Citran w grey goose martini...

No need to watch the rest of the game.

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#241 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 10:28PM
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Krug or Krog or whatever it is blows and we both know it Crawford. Get off it!

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#242 1011011
October 25 2008, 10:29PM
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Nice shot gagner

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#243 New Guy
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Does that drink knock you out or something?

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#244 New Guy
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Good play goat

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#245 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 10:30PM
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What we need here is one of the Oilers to put this team on his back and score right now

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#246 New Guy
October 25 2008, 10:30PM
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Good call

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#247 buck75
October 25 2008, 10:31PM
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The drink feels good when have a rhino virus.

Signed Dr House

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#248 Fiveandagame
October 25 2008, 10:33PM
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COME ON!

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#249 Obvious Oscar®
October 25 2008, 10:33PM
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Keep skating!! Short shifts!

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#250 freeze
October 25 2008, 10:33PM
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Nilsson looks great on the 1st line.

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