GDB 13: It's on

Wanye
November 06 2008 10:19AM

Of all the games the Oilers have played so far this year, tonight’s is by far the biggest.

"But why Wanye? It's just another game isn't it?" Are you kidding? The results of this game will cement our reputation with a bunch of strangers in Pittsburgh! Oilers win, they’ll all hate us. Oilers lose, they’ll all hate us. Who can live with the uncertainty!?

This is why gambling was invented by Eduardo Las Vegas in 1879—to make sports more interesting. We took up the cause started by our boys over at jeanshortsandbaggedmilk, who have been deftly battling with this huge blog in Pittsburgh all by themselves.

We aren't going to leave our friends fighting solo. It's like in Junior High School when your friend would get challenged to a schoolyard fight. What do you do? You third-man-in and crack the kid in the skull with your Thermos! Take that Jeremy Tandrup, age ten. Don't mess with our crew. We have never been afraid to get involved in any nonsense that comes our way.

So we contacted these dudes at pensblog. They ignored our email. Then we chirped them. Then they claimed they didn't get the email. Then we went out of town and ignored them. Then made contact and the bet is cemented.

Why should you care about the game tonight? Oilers win, the pensblog will purchase the first two NationGear T-shirts off the line in Dec 2008; we’ll give them to two lucky citizens of the Nation. Oilers lose, we have to buy two of their T-shirts for giveaways to their fans. Oh and the loser has to write an article explaining the awesomeness of the winning city.

"But Wanye you don't got no money. You ain’t gonna pay for no T-shirts!" That's right Nation. Oilers lose tonight and your ol' pal Wanye is going to have to sell an eyeball. Ever see Pirate Wanye with an eye patch? It ain't pretty.

Oh and Justice League? We hear that Pens fans will be in attendance tonight.

It's on.

—Wanna talk to your ol’ pal Wanye? E-mail him at wanyegretz@gmail.com.

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#51 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 04:57PM
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Jim Bob Duggar just has to look in her general direction to impregnate her.

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#52 baggedmilk
November 06 2008, 04:58PM
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The countdown has begun... Justice League Meeting in 10 minutes...

A penguin cannot swin when covered in Oil.

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#53 freeze
November 06 2008, 05:09PM
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we are go!

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#54 jeanshorts
November 06 2008, 05:11PM
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Anyone know which of 33 and 46 is dressed tonight?

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#55 jeanshorts
November 06 2008, 05:13PM
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Whoa........Whoa....

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#56 freeze
November 06 2008, 05:14PM
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nice recovery! garon is in it!

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#57 jeanshorts
November 06 2008, 05:15PM
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My god does that third line have some jump tonight. If they keep this up it's going to be a great night.

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#58 Hockey Gods
November 06 2008, 05:15PM
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Fools bury the buscit

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#59 freeze
November 06 2008, 05:15PM
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quit pulling moves on the blue line!

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#60 Hockey Gods
November 06 2008, 05:15PM
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Here we go

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#61 freeze
November 06 2008, 05:16PM
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it's on!

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#62 jeanshorts
November 06 2008, 05:17PM
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I'm so glad Goddard isn't in Calgary anymore. What a heavy tilt.

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#63 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 05:17PM
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Get doing the laundry Sparky - hopefully another round.

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#64 charlie
November 06 2008, 05:18PM
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men, they didn't really even start fighting

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#65 Hockey Gods
November 06 2008, 05:18PM
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I think round 2 will be a little different, lets hope we see it

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#66 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 05:19PM
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Bury one on the PP here, we need a quick start.

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#67 Hockey Gods
November 06 2008, 05:19PM
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Ohhh a forearm shiver

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#68 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 05:20PM
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Wolf Eyes should get 20 goals on that Hemsky play...if he scores another goal

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#69 freeze
November 06 2008, 05:21PM
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it amazes me how slow they are to move the puck around. as soon as they do a shot opens up. it's not rocket science.

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#70 freeze
November 06 2008, 05:22PM
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blah.

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#71 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 05:23PM
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@#$%@%

Peckham was working over Sid

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#72 Hockey Gods
November 06 2008, 05:23PM
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Knock someone down in front... jebus I need booze

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#73 charlie
November 06 2008, 05:23PM
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brutal

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#74 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 05:23PM
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Hotdog > Satan

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#75 charlie
November 06 2008, 05:24PM
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I remember in atoms they told us never to pass through the slot in your own end, I guess the Oil thought it was okay since it was just CROSBY in the middle.

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#76 Hockey Gods
November 06 2008, 05:25PM
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one effing can of coors light in the fride... dammit, I have some drain-o but it's expired so I am kind of nervous about drinking it.

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#77 charlie
November 06 2008, 05:25PM
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sloppy sloppy

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#78 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 05:25PM
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COOKE...

Argh - I thought we rid ourselves of that.

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#79 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 05:27PM
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Where is everyone?

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#80 Hockey Gods
November 06 2008, 05:27PM
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Mellon Arena... mmmmmmmm... melons

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#81 The Towel Boy
November 06 2008, 05:28PM
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Imagine my dismay when I came to realize the game started at 5.... :(

Moogily googily. I pulled a Wanye.

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#82 freeze
November 06 2008, 05:29PM
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Did wayne pass out early? or is he over at pensblog?

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#83 The Towel Boy
November 06 2008, 05:31PM
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Jeeze is the main camera somewhere in outer space in geosynchronous orbit? Everyone's so tiny.

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#84 charlie
November 06 2008, 05:34PM
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1st period goal do it

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#85 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 05:35PM
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!@$#@#!!!!

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#86 Hockey Gods
November 06 2008, 05:35PM
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I hope it hit Fluery in the throat

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#87 The Towel Boy
November 06 2008, 05:36PM
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fvck

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#88 freeze
November 06 2008, 05:36PM
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blah x 2.

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#89 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 05:36PM
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Nothing is going well so far. I am going to start drinking

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#90 charlie
November 06 2008, 05:36PM
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ugh

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#91 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 05:37PM
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And don't think that I haven't been watching - I am having some more computer problems.

Does "screw you Pittsburgh" work?

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#92 freeze
November 06 2008, 05:37PM
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Hemsky just holds on to the puck and stands there! That is not how you run a PP.

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#93 Hockey Gods
November 06 2008, 05:37PM
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Way ahead of you wayne, I think I need a liquor store run in the intermission

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#94 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 05:38PM
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WHAT A GAMER!!!

2 fights in a period - stupid souray

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#95 The Towel Boy
November 06 2008, 05:38PM
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wow... Mac

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#96 freeze
November 06 2008, 05:39PM
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that was an awesome hit!

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#97 freeze
November 06 2008, 05:39PM
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another faceoff loss. frak.

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#98 The Towel Boy
November 06 2008, 05:40PM
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wth kinda breakout was that...

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#99 The Towel Boy
November 06 2008, 05:42PM
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well, the 9 minutes I saw sucked.

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#100 Hockey Gods
November 06 2008, 05:42PM
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Man Hemmer is falling into his old tricks. Just standing around and trying to set up the perfect pass. Walk from the half wall once and shoot, that will open up a lot more of those pretty passes if they fear you might shoot.

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