GDB 30: Starting to get choked

Wanye
December 17 2008 06:45PM

Normally we would attempt to write something really clever about the game tonight.

But seriously we aren't in the mood after that Shitanusly® craptacular display of Hockery we witnessed last night. We will be watching and we will be in attendance at the JL meeting.

But we can assure you of this, Edmonton Oilers Hockey Club®. The patience of the OilersNation -- i.e the patience of the good, hard working, honest folk who pay the bills -- is running low.

And some of these people are crazy.

They rioted on Whyte Ave.

And that was when you were winning.

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#101 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 09:13PM
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SOURAY HIT THE NET

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#102 RLH
December 17 2008, 09:14PM
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I'm simply astounded by the number of face offs we're winning tonight. Stupendous.

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#103 freeze
December 17 2008, 09:14PM
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Nilsson has looked good since his return.

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#104 baggedmilk
December 17 2008, 09:15PM
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COLE'S ON THE SCORE SHEET!!!

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#105 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 09:15PM
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Geez you think...Dammit Cole

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#106 RBK
December 17 2008, 09:15PM
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Fiveandagame wrote:

in homage to Towel Boy. LETS DO THIS!!!

Towel boy is one funny dude

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#107 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 09:15PM
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All these penalties are taking away from a decnt game so far...

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#108 freeze
December 17 2008, 09:15PM
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nice shot fatso!

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#109 Amber McCormick
December 17 2008, 09:15PM
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@ Wanye Gretz: No not at all. Who wears pants to watch the game anyway?

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#110 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 09:15PM
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Weeeeeeelwoooooood

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#111 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 09:16PM
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@ Amber McCormick: ok i'm done

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#112 freeze
December 17 2008, 09:17PM
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yikes!

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#113 freeze
December 17 2008, 09:18PM
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“P.S. Did you ever notice that Peter O’Toole has a double-phallic name?”

- Groucho Marx, in a letter to Dick Cavett.

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#114 RLH
December 17 2008, 09:18PM
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Yea, a period we weren't scored on. Kind of reminds me...No, wait, mom's over my shoulder. I'll let BM picck up the scoreless period ref.

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#115 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 09:18PM
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I can hardly wait for Kypreos' comments on Linden. Isn't this an Oilers broadcast, maybe a vignette of Gilbert going to "High School Musical"?

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#116 baggedmilk
December 17 2008, 09:20PM
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*baggedmilk is a period vampire*

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#117 RBK
December 17 2008, 09:22PM
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baggedmilk wrote:

*baggedmilk is a period vampire*

What period? Victorian?

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#118 tricksnard
December 17 2008, 09:22PM
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Amber McCormick wrote:

@ Wanye Gretz: No not at all. Who wears pants to watch the game anyway?

All you need is an oilers hat, oilers boxers, and a jersey. Oh, and a case of Labatt 50.

Well, that's what I've got going over here anyways.

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#119 freeze
December 17 2008, 09:23PM
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@ baggedmilk: watching True Blood?

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#120 baggedmilk
December 17 2008, 09:23PM
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@ RBK:

Monthly with straws.

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#121 Gord
December 17 2008, 09:23PM
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MY GOD, WHO GIVE A FVCK ABOUT SUNDIN???

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#122 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 09:24PM
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tricksnard wrote:

Labatt 50

ROFL - The only guy in Alberta who drinks that!

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#123 Amber McCormick
December 17 2008, 09:25PM
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@ tricksnard: What a glamourous life you lead! I prefer my Smith tee and my pink Oil hoodie...after all I am a girl.

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#124 Fiveandagame
December 17 2008, 09:26PM
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Don't knock the "50" thats good beer.

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#125 jeanshorts and baggedmilk
December 17 2008, 09:27PM
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*are almost out of beer*

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#126 freeze
December 17 2008, 09:28PM
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Calgary wins in OT. More points for the NW - yay!

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#127 RLH
December 17 2008, 09:28PM
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Hey, whatcha know. Sharks lost a game.

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#128 baggedmilk
December 17 2008, 09:28PM
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Horcoff's beak can eclipse the sun. End of story.

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#129 Sing A Song For SingSing
December 17 2008, 09:29PM
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This team needs Max Hardcore as their coach.

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#130 Gord
December 17 2008, 09:29PM
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Did anyone else hear Horcoff in his interview??

"Hey you guys!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPI89y-qXzI

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#131 Amber McCormick
December 17 2008, 09:30PM
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@ baggedmilk: Yes but the beak wards off predators and his talon-like toe nails are for climbing trees.

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#132 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 09:31PM
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Should we still put Horcoff on waivers Gord?

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#133 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 09:31PM
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How good would Vanek be on our team? Everytime I see a Buffalo highlite I think of that...even though he didn't have any points tonight.

although he would make a solid 3rd line checker.

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#134 freeze
December 17 2008, 09:31PM
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@ Gord: ahahahahhaahaha

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#135 RLH
December 17 2008, 09:32PM
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@ Amber McCormick: And his magnetic gaze draws small animals to the feast.

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#136 Amber McCormick
December 17 2008, 09:33PM
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@ RLH: By "magnetic gaze" do mean his lazy eye?

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#137 Gord
December 17 2008, 09:34PM
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@ Wanye Gretz: Thinking about it, I would miss the Sloth references if he was gone. Seriously though, people thinking that we should be happy with .75 ppg from a #1 center is insane. That's a ticket to #9-15 in the conference each and every year.

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#138 freeze
December 17 2008, 09:34PM
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I always forget that McLean was a GM. That's fvcked up!

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#139 RLH
December 17 2008, 09:34PM
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@ Amber McCormick: It certainly attracts me.

Errrm, not that I'm a small animal.

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#140 freeze
December 17 2008, 09:35PM
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craptacular.

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#141 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 09:35PM
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Mark one on the board for Van: 5 on 3

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#142 Rammer
December 17 2008, 09:35PM
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F-word.

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#143 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 09:35PM
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It's amazing Cogliano is leading the "kid line" threesome so far.

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#144 RBK
December 17 2008, 09:36PM
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Damn!!

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#145 Fiveandagame
December 17 2008, 09:36PM
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NIce goal by Staios....

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#146 freeze
December 17 2008, 09:36PM
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blah.

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#147 Fiveandagame
December 17 2008, 09:37PM
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AND they are still on the powerplay....nice...

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#148 jeanshorts and baggedmilk
December 17 2008, 09:37PM
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Ah clutterbuck

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#149 Gord
December 17 2008, 09:37PM
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That wasn't pretty. :(

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#150 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 09:38PM
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@ Gord: I'd say he is underperforming but certainly isn't the biggest problem and certainly shouldn't be waived though. A player like Horcoff would be snapped up in an instant and it would be ripped to shreds by the entire NHL community.

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