GDB 30: Starting to get choked

Wanye
December 17 2008 06:45PM

Normally we would attempt to write something really clever about the game tonight.

But seriously we aren't in the mood after that Shitanusly® craptacular display of Hockery we witnessed last night. We will be watching and we will be in attendance at the JL meeting.

But we can assure you of this, Edmonton Oilers Hockey Club®. The patience of the OilersNation -- i.e the patience of the good, hard working, honest folk who pay the bills -- is running low.

And some of these people are crazy.

They rioted on Whyte Ave.

And that was when you were winning.

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#201 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:00PM
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@ Gord: almost got that picture right.

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#202 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 10:01PM
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Wanye Gretz wrote:

Every day from 10-11 AM Gary Bettman sits you down and lectures you on the evils of meth.

I thought the first step was the John Kordic binge of booze & cocaine?

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#203 Fiveandagame
December 17 2008, 10:01PM
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COME ON LETS DO THIS!!!!!

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#204 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:01PM
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bah. damn html.

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#205 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:02PM
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this is just painful.

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#206 Fiveandagame
December 17 2008, 10:02PM
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I love Visnovsky

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#207 Fiveandagame
December 17 2008, 10:05PM
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Why does cheering for the Oilers have to hurt so bad....I feel like a virgin after my wedding to Shaq

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#208 baggedmilk
December 17 2008, 10:06PM
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Rape and pillage is the best possible combo.

rape and snow cones doesn't really have the same effect.

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#209 tricksnard
December 17 2008, 10:06PM
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BUCK75 wrote:

tricksnard wrote: Labatt 50 ROFL - The only guy in Alberta who drinks that!

In Ottawa/Hull area :P

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#210 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 10:06PM
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Fiveandagame wrote:

Why does cheering for the Oilers have to hurt so bad….I feel like a virgin after my wedding to Shaq

hahaha oh wow

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#211 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:07PM
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The blender is on I see.

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#212 tricksnard
December 17 2008, 10:07PM
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tricksnard wrote:

In Ottawa/Hull area

So I think that explains the 50.

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#213 Gord
December 17 2008, 10:07PM
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They move Cogs off the #2 line? WTF? Send Gagner to the WJC...

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#214 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 10:08PM
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@ tricksnard:

I though it was Molson EX, I guess labbatt's needs it's own version

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#215 Fiveandagame
December 17 2008, 10:08PM
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I am not a happy Major Penalty

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#216 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 10:08PM
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(loads shotgun of fury)

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#217 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:08PM
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http://sadtrombone.com/

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#218 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 10:09PM
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NAH NAH NAH NAH, NAH NAH NAH NAH, HEY HEY HEY WE SUCK!!

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#219 Gord
December 17 2008, 10:09PM
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Of course.

BM, let's make sure the wagons are full of gas because we will have a busy night picking up passengers after this game!

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#220 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 10:09PM
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Are you sure with the weather in Vancouver you won'nt need a set of jumper cables to get the MacT Suicide wagon going?

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#221 baggedmilk
December 17 2008, 10:10PM
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*writes MacT's name in the snow*

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#222 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:11PM
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Cole has one move and everyone knows what it is. It ain't working.

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#223 baggedmilk
December 17 2008, 10:11PM
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Give him a hug Moreau

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#224 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:12PM
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haha, Salo hurt again.

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#225 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 10:12PM
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FINALLY MOREAU!!

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#226 Gord
December 17 2008, 10:12PM
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Looks like Sammy "glass" Salo wil be out for another 6-8 weeks

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#227 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 10:12PM
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Seperated Salo's Shoulder

***Upper Body Injury***

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#228 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:12PM
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Boarding is bullsh¡t!

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#229 Fiveandagame
December 17 2008, 10:12PM
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@ Wanye Gretz:

Keep a shot gun blast for me Wayner

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#230 Gord
December 17 2008, 10:13PM
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Moreau - 2 minutes for being physical.

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#231 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 10:13PM
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2 minutes for breaking Salo

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#232 hoping4a-xmasmiracle
December 17 2008, 10:13PM
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anyone know why bob stauffer is calling the game tonight on ched?

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#233 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 10:13PM
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If Salo pastes Hemsky on the boards like that I guarantee no penalty

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#234 Amber McCormick
December 17 2008, 10:13PM
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Salo just gets hurt so he can get a lollipop after his examine for being such a little viking

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#235 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:14PM
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Rod went to his kids grad in Vegas or some such thing.

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#236 Gord
December 17 2008, 10:14PM
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Sweet shot by Cole

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#237 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 10:14PM
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@ hoping4a-xmasmiracle: Rod is at his kids grad in the states

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#238 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 10:15PM
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@ Amber McCormick: LMAO - ROFL

Little viking...

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#239 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:15PM
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now that is why Cogs needs to be on the PK!!

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#240 Gord
December 17 2008, 10:15PM
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Make-up call...

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#241 Fiveandagame
December 17 2008, 10:16PM
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Wow...gonna head into the 3rd down 3 zip.

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#242 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 10:16PM
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Well at least our first periods are getting better:(

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#243 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:16PM
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where's Evanka?!

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#244 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 10:17PM
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Kypreos AGAIN!!!

He must need some extra cash to get his Stanley Cup ring out of the pawn shop for xmas.

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#245 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 10:17PM
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@ freeze: She's helping me warm up the fire Mac-t wagon

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#246 hoping4a-xmasmiracle
December 17 2008, 10:18PM
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@ R-DAWG

his kid picked a good time to graduate... having to call that game last night might have been to much for our dear rod.

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#247 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:19PM
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@ R-DAWG:

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#248 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:19PM
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*insert sloppy joke here*

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#249 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 10:20PM
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No ring on Kyper...not talkin with hands

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#250 Cam
December 17 2008, 10:20PM
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Rod might have made it sound exciting on the radio somehow... maybe...... or maybe not.

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