Times I hate TiVo

Ryan Lambert
March 07 2009 10:15AM

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F back-to-backs.

As I noted in yesterday's GDFD, I was at work for this game. But since my friend is a former Hurricanes employee, we were intently watching the score update on NHL.com.

1-0. Oh hell.

2-0. That's weird, Calgary just kicked the christ out of the Flyers.

3-0. Okay this thing is broken, right?

4-0. I get a text message from another friend, "Great game from the Flames tonight, eh?" Respond with, "Please die."

5-0. Log onto www.fmylife.com to register my outrage.

6-0. Begin looking around for prescription painkillers on which to overdose.

6-1. Get the feeling that somehow, that score is worse.

And this entire time, I know I have the game sitting on my TiVo at home. And I have to watch it.

After a win as great at the 5-1 win in Philly on Thursday, you probably would have liked to see a bit more than the Flames' second-worst loss of the year.

I say second-worst, of course, because there was that game Calgary lost 6-0 at Vancouver to open the season, but this one runs a very, very close second. It's worse than the other two 6-1 losses I can think of (am I missing one?), those at San Jose and Chicago, because at least the first two are good teams.

But this was the freakin' Hurricanes, who were 10th in the East. Considering how bad the back 12 of the East are this year, that's like losing to the Avalanche 6-1. Imagine the indignity.

This game was just a cavalcade of horrendous turnovers and stupid penalties, each more ludicrously embarrassing than its predecessor. How are you gonna let Ray Whitney of all people score a hat trick against you? How are you gonna give Sergei Samsonov a breakaway? How are you gonna give up three power play goals? How are you gonna give up three on 23 even-strength shots?

It's ludicrous and embarrassing.

*turns "Days without a terrible road game" sign back to zero.*

The Good

Jarome Iginla — At least he scored a vintage Jarome Iginla outwork-someone-in-the-neutral-zone-chase-down-the-puck-and-snap-a-crisp-wrister-into-the-net goal. I missed those.

The Bad

Curtis McElhinney — I truly feel bad saying this about C-Mack because the team gives him absolutely no help whatsoever, but at what point do we have to accept that he is just never going to be a good backup? This is getting ridiculous. After the game, Iginla noted that McElhinney is constantly having, "one of those games." But don't you think that it rolls over into, "he's just one of those goalies," soon? I don't care how badly the defense played in front of him, he needs to start doing better than an .881 save percentage. Quickly.

Back-to-back games — Calgary is now 2-7-1 in back-to-back games, and nine of them have been on the road. The good news, though, is that Calgary doesn't have any back-to-ba.. what? They have FOUR more? Kill me.

The Ugly

Oh just go ahead and watch the whole goddamn thing all over again if you want to know what was truly ugly about this game.

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#1 Robert Cleave
March 07 2009, 11:29AM
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Just repeat this mantra, TLP; "No back to backs in the playoffs, no back to backs in the playoffs, no back to backs in the playoffs". Do that a few thousand times between now and mid-April ;)

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#2 Matt
March 07 2009, 04:51PM
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Actually, Games 1 & 2 last season were back to back. On the road. And they, er, lost the 2nd one.

But I'm sure you're right this time, Robert. (Is there an emoticon for 'fingers crossed'?)

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#3 Adam Dyck
March 07 2009, 08:26PM
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3-1 in T-O is looking pretty good right now, even if it's only because Grandpa Moses is playing like Jesus.

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#4 Robert Cleave
March 08 2009, 09:58AM
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But I’m sure you’re right this time, Robert. (Is there an emoticon for ‘fingers crossed’?)

Dunno about the emoticon(I just typed in the text characters. I didn't know it converted on its own) but that was a mantra of hope more than expectation. It won't be poor McElhinney getting hung out to dry at any rate.

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#5 merzer131
March 09 2009, 10:29AM
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"Begin looking around for prescription painkillers on which to overdose."

hahah I am starting to love this site

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