The final: Who to cheer for?

Jean Lefebvre
May 29 2010 08:46AM

A quick and unscientific poll suggests that Flames fans, at least the ones who two months after their heroes' elimination are still paying attention, don't quite know what to make of the Stanley Cup final, which starts tonight in the House That Tony Amonte Built.

On one hand, there's no love lost for the Chicago Blackhawks, who have played speeding Audi Q7 to the Flames' pokey highway-crossing possum for the past couple of seasons. No one in Flames Nation needs be reminded about the Blackhawks' back-to-back season series sweeps over the Flames, about Chicago's triumph over the local lads in the first round of the 2009 playoffs and especially about that infamous Oct. 12, 2009, night when the Flames gassed a 5-0 lead at the Madhouse on Madison, so not a word of these incidents will be mentioned here.

A far more popular topic among the Flames faithful has been the Blackhawks' eradication of the Vancouver Canucks, a true enemy in these parts, in consecutive playoff seasons and the intense humiliation and Byfuglienization of Roberto Luongo in doing so.

The Philadelphia Flyers, on the other hand, are one of those rarely-seen Eastern Conference teams that leave most Flames supporters indifferent unless they are old enough to remember and have an opinion on the shenanigans of the Hammer, Moose, Hound Dog and Big Bird.

That said, here a few reasons that may convince a Calgary fan to cheer for the Flyboys:

1) Blair Betts: True, the defensive-minded centreman didn't call the Saddledome home for very long — 35 games over parts of three seasons — but he should be an easy chap for whom to root in any event. The poor guy was bedeviled by serious shoulder issues earlier in his career and he's battled through them to become a very useful spare part in the big leagues.

Another reason to cheer for Betts is the shoddy treatment he received from his previous employer, the New York Rangers. In last year's playoffs, Betts was the victim of a cheap-shot from Washington Capitals ruffian Donald Brashear. The Rangers' classy reaction the following off-season was to cut ties with Betts and sign Brashear as a free agent. Well, in a case of poetic justice, Brashear wound up playing out the string in the American Hockey League while Betts and the Flyers beat New York on the final day of the 2009-10 regular season to take the last available Eastern Conference playoff berth away from the Rangers.

By the way, unless the mending Brian Boucher gets called upon to replace Michael Leighton, Betts is likely to be the only ex-Flame to participate in the final.

2) Ian Laperriere: In an NHL overflowing with bland, colourless, quoteless automotons, Laperriere stands out like Yosemite Sam at an Acme Widget and Grommet Corporation board meeting.

The man is a true character, and not in the tasteless, R-rated Sean Avery sense of the term. Just look at his mug, especially the beak with all the east-west detours, or listen to that touch of a Denis Lemieux "Who Hone Da Chiefs/The Hair is Rotten" accent and try to stop yourself from smiling. And c'mon, the guy is coming back from a freaking brain contusion after blocking a Paul Martin shot with his face in the first round of the playoffs. Upon returning, he immediately dubbed himself "The Great Gazoo" for the oversized helmet he's wearing as a precaution.

Have a look and a listen to Lappy and be happy:

3) Marian Hossa: Yes, it's a little juvenile and it's a classic example of Schadenfreude, but there's something morbidly appealing about the idea of a guy losing in the Stanley Cup final in three straight seasons for three different teams.

4) Chris Pronger: Never understood the hooting at Pronger by Flames fans when the big galoot was with the Ducks. Yes, Pronger is a natural-born villain type but all you have to do is think about how Pronger got to Anaheim in the first place — demanding a trade out of the Alberta capital after a Stanley Cup final appearance with the Oilers and jump-starting the whole Edmonton-as-the-NHL's-Siberia reputation among NHLers. If Flames fans really wanted to twist the knife in Oilers fans' guts, wouldn't it have been better (and funnier) to greet Pronger as a conquering hero and cheer like mad every time he appeared at the Saddledome?

Anyhoo, Pronger is looking for his second Cup since giving Edmonton the big kiss-off and perhaps Calgarians would take a little joy out of Edmontonians' unhappiness over such a turn of events. A tough way to make a living as a hockey fan to be sure but when it's been six years since your team's last playoff series win and there's no guarantee of relief in the immediate future, you gotta take what you can get.

5) The conference trophy superstition: The Flyers carried off the Prince of Wales Trophy, the Blackhawks turned up their collective nose and ignored the Clarence Campbell Bowl like it was a month-old egg-salad sandwich. The whole "this-isn't-the-trophy-we-want" thing was kind of clever at first, but now it's just annoying, so it wouldn't be a horrible thing for the Flyers to follow the Penguins' example from a year ago (Pittsburgh players refused to touch the Prince of Wales hardware in 2008 and the Penguins lost in the final; Sidney Crosby accepted the PoW trophy in 2009 and, well, you know).

Besides, how seriously are we supposed to take teams' hammy downplaying of second-class team prizes when conference championship caps (available at souvenir stands for $28.99!) are being distributed to players milliseconds after the final buzzer sounds in the clinching game?

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Lefebvre is in that awkward stage of hockey following -- old enough to fondly remember the Cleveland Barons and too set in his ways to accept charity points and games where there's a winner but apparently no loser. As a long-time ink-stained wretch, he's also a firm believer in the old Bobby Knight quote about journalists: "All of us learn to write in second grade, but most of us go on to better things."
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#1 Balthazar
May 29 2010, 09:31AM
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All good points, but ...

The Hawks play the kind of game that is fun to watch:

High Tempo, Aggressive, Skilled, Exciting, Well Coached... all the things you want in your own home team

... plus the Flyers have Pronger. I hate that guy.

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#3 Kent Wilson
May 29 2010, 09:46AM
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who have played speeding Audi Q7 to the Flames' pokey highway-crossing possum

Great line Jean.

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#4 RossCreekNation
May 29 2010, 09:53AM
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Reasons to cheer for the Hawks...

-Jonathan FREAKIN Toews ('nuff said)
-Brent Seabrook (I often desired Seabrook over Phaneuf... oh wells)
-Duncan "I lost 7 teeth but it ain't no thing like a chicken wing" Keith
-Buff the Stuff (boy he looked especially good celebrating goals against Van)
-Andrew Ladd (remember who took out Roloson in 06... plus former Hitmen)
-Joel Quennville (luv that guy)
-Patrick Sharp (the game's most underrated player)
-Hossa finally picked the right team (not a huge fan of the Wings or Pens)
-Dave Bolland makes a better "rat" than Dan "Stupid Penalty" Carcillo
-Finnish tender
-Western Conference
-Fack Bobby Clarke
-My buddy (die-hard Flyers fan) swore not to pick any Flyers in our pool, then went ahead & picked 8 (out of 14 total players)... he's already won the draft... don't give him the satisfaction of seeing the Cup go to the "Orange Crush"
-More WHL & Western Canada representatives
-Did you see my gravatar?

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#5 rod blogojevich
May 29 2010, 11:30AM
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Open season on scott hartnell's wife if the flyers win.

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#6 Brent G.
May 29 2010, 12:05PM
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I do really enjoy the Flyers as my second favourite team and have for years. I like their hard hitting and character guys, their skill is very underrated too.

Ultimately the real reason I want them to win those is to see Hossa lose. Of course I enjoyed watching him tell the Oilers to go F*^& themselves but it would be too funny to see. He doesnt deserve the cup and is playing as such in the playoffs.

Kanes a little b*tch too and I wanna see him cry... Hopefully we see some tears when Pronger absolutely demolishes him and Buff.

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#8 Oil_Loc8or
May 29 2010, 04:29PM
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I'm going for the Hawks. Also Marc Bergeron was the guy that took out Rolli, remember you guys were all just has pissed as us Oiler fans? ~ thinks 99% of Flames fans were on the bandwagon~

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#9 B
May 29 2010, 05:00PM
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Go Flyers go.

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#10 B
May 29 2010, 05:01PM
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With Richards, Carter, Toews, Seabrook, and Keith all playing, I'm glad I don't have to listen to Pierre McGuire's colour commentary during these finals.

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#12 jeremywilhelm
May 30 2010, 08:16AM
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One reason to not cheer for Philly. Daniel Carcillo. What a goof. I can't even stand looking at the guy.

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#13 JF
May 31 2010, 10:20AM
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My reasons to cheer for the 'Hawks...

1: I have Blackhawks in my Office Pool. 2: I enjoy watching the 'Hawks play, sooooo skilled 3: They beat the Canucks 4: Small solice in knowing that the Flames were owned by the SC Champions and not also rans 5: Chris Pronger is a douche who should never win anything.

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