WEDDIN' BELLS A RINGIN'

Wanye
August 15 2010 06:00PM

The Comrie Corporation - Duff Inc Corporate merger has gone ahead, with the final agreement signed yesterday in Montecito, California according to reports surfacing on the interwebs.

Squeed the venerable US Magazine:

"Hilary Duff is officially a married woman! The 22-year-old actress wed her hockey player beau, Mike Comrie, in an intimate sunset ceremony at a $29 million estate near the San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito, Calif. on Saturday, UsMagazine.com has confirmed.

Approximately 100 of the couple's closest family members and friends enjoyed poolside cocktails before the ceremony began at sundown. Clad in a strapless Vera Wang gown with her hair in a bun, Duff made her way down the aisle -- lined with candles and rose petals -- with her mother, Susan, by her side. Duff's older sister, Haylie, served as maid of honor. "It was one of the most beautiful weddings I've ever seen," a witness told Us of the pair's 20-minute ceremony. "Absolutely stunning. They thought of every last detail and it was an incredible sight." 

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Together for more than two years, Duff and Comrie, 29, got engaged during a Hawaiian vacation in February. After Comrie got down on one knee and presented his girlfriend with a 14-carat, radiant-cut sparkler."

"Though the pair often endure a long-distance relationship, Duff says she and her new husband have a surprisingly "natural" relationship. "We both have busy jobs, and we're both very focused people, so that helps," the actress tells Us. "Since we are apart so much, it's not like one person is at home waiting for the other."

What makes Comrie her perfect match? "He's a great guy," Duff gushes. "I've never met anyone who could say a bad word about him. He's generous, caring, funny. We just laugh our heads off, which I need in my life ... He's unique. I wouldn't want to be with someone who wasn't unique."

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When asked his plans to play ice hockey for the Edmonton Oilers next season and prodded for suggestions to improve power play conversion, Comrie was clearly taken off guard and fumbled for words.

"Uhhhh, er... oh. Yeah. That." before being whisked away into the night by a team of wedding specialists.

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Reply #1 Dan the Man August 15 2010, 09:29PM
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Has anyone else re-enacted the wedding with action figures yet?

*crickets*

Ummm... yeah me neither.....

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Reply #2 Librarian Mike August 15 2010, 06:16PM
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"I've never met anyone who could say a bad word about him."

Hilary Duff, Meet Kevin Lowe.

Kevin, Hilary

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Reply #3 Pajamah August 16 2010, 07:46AM
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The Towel Boy wrote:

It's true. All Hollywood power couples have a nickname: Brangelina™, TomKat™, TheTowelBoy&MeganFoxExperience™ etc etc.

Can I borrow your bedsheets and a dark closet for about 80 seconds or so??

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Reply #4 Wanyes bastard child August 15 2010, 06:11PM
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FIST!!!

Mwahahahhahah

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Reply #5 David S August 15 2010, 06:39PM
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Mmmmmm...Haylie Duff.

*Ahem*

Good on Mike.

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Reply #6 Adam D August 15 2010, 06:51PM
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All of my dreams are coming down around me.

My biggest childhood crush is now married!

Who will fill my dreams now that Mike Comrie is married?

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Reply #7 Archaeologuy August 15 2010, 07:11PM
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"I've never met anyone who could say a bad word about him."

something something Tommy Salo something

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Reply #8 Librarian Mike August 15 2010, 07:14PM
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Archaeologuy wrote:

"I've never met anyone who could say a bad word about him."

something something Tommy Salo something

Too soon, dude.

haha. Just kidding. I was considering going there too.

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Reply #9 The Towel Boy August 15 2010, 07:46PM
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I was there...the food was not bad, the bar was too expensive and the music at the dance sucked. I mean who hires a Wham! tribute band for their wedding?

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Reply #10 Pajamah August 15 2010, 08:06PM
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Great, now Mike can get back to focusing on not signing a contract.

Insert "Duff Stuff" joke here

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Reply #11 Librarian Mike August 15 2010, 08:15PM
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The Towel Boy wrote:

I was there...the food was not bad, the bar was too expensive and the music at the dance sucked. I mean who hires a Wham! tribute band for their wedding?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oisr9QqWrOs

You're welcome.

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Reply #12 Manfly August 15 2010, 08:31PM
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we'll be re-signing him soon.

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Reply #13 Harlie August 15 2010, 10:09PM
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how does a picture of Marilyn Manson's hand fit into this story?

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Reply #14 The Towel Boy August 15 2010, 10:33PM
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Librarian Mike wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oisr9QqWrOs

You're welcome.

That video changed my impression of Wham!.

A solid choice by Duffrie™.

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Reply #16 oilwinscup2014 August 16 2010, 06:18AM
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After mike fights last year how about calling them Duff&Tuff

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Reply #17 The Towel Boy August 16 2010, 07:24AM
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Wanye wrote:

Well played.

Duffrie? Duff.com?

WHAT DO WE CALL THIS BEAST?

It's true. All Hollywood power couples have a nickname: Brangelina™, TomKat™, TheTowelBoy&MeganFoxExperience™ etc etc.

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Reply #18 Librarian Mike August 16 2010, 07:48AM
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If the marriage doesn't last, I'm preemptively taking credit for "ComFree"...

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Reply #19 Deedee August 16 2010, 09:40AM
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My votes on http://s3files.core77.com/blog/images/duffman.jpg

Duffman!

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Reply #20 The Towel Boy August 16 2010, 10:32AM
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Pajamah wrote:

Can I borrow your bedsheets and a dark closet for about 80 seconds or so??

Of course.

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Reply #21 Robin Brownlee August 16 2010, 10:36AM
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Guys: I deleted a couple of comments. Keep the low brow humour if you'd like, but don't direct it where you did. It's not appropriate.

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Reply #22 Adam D August 16 2010, 11:01AM
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Mmmmm, low brow.

@ Dan the Man:

I tried to reenact it with action figures, but I didn't have my full set of Paparazzi figurines ™.

:/

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Reply #23 David S August 16 2010, 11:22AM
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Robin Brownlee wrote:

Guys: I deleted a couple of comments. Keep the low brow humour if you'd like, but don't direct it where you did. It's not appropriate.

Fair enough. Sorry. You never quite know where the line is on a Wanye post.

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Reply #24 I'm a Scientist! August 16 2010, 01:05PM
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Well, that party died faster than my interest in the flight attendent that blew his fuse...

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Reply #25 erixon August 16 2010, 09:29PM
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Why is it called low-brow humour anyways? Is there such a thing as high-brow humour?

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