NO WINNER NO WINNER
Wanye
June 13 2011 12:36PM
This is L'il Wayne, Birdman and Mark Cuban celebrating the Mavericks NBA Championshop in Miami last night. If we don't want to see a similar scene featuring Tom Cochrane, The Odds and Ryan Kesler somewhere in Boston tonight, the Bruins are going to need to step up to the plate.
KARMA IS BEING KIND (SO FAR)
Believers in sports karma are quite content today in the wake of Lebron, Bosh, Wade and Co losing to the veteran laced Mavericks. Even if you don't care about basketball in the least - and really who can blame you - you should be able to identify douchebags by sight and appreciate the fact that a bunch of players that deserved the Championship beat out a bunch of nerds who didn't.
It translates well into tonight's game if you ask us.
Watching the tens of thousands of Canucks fans partying in the streets of Vancouver after the Game 5 win and remembering the ghost town that was the Game 3 and Game 4 aftermath - we can't help but grind our teeth and hope for the Bruins to pull out a win at home tonight followed by another win in G7.
Vancouver cannot win the Stanley Cup. Not like this, not with this collection of easily hateable players. Tim Thomas cannot be denied. The Zombie Chara cannot be denied. Even Tyler Seguin's ratty tribute to Colonial England Beard Stylings cannot be denied.
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It's time for bold action and declarations of victory. Good luck fellas.
Bruins 5 - Canucks 2
@ItsTheBGB
FEEL MY WRATH. RAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR.
VANcity wins tonight fellas. Sorry.
Added to the article.
*applauds loudly*
Last nite I watched Dallas win and the post game celebrations because Miami and King Douche lost.Tonite if the unspeakable happens I will don a black arm band and change the channel to something less painful.Facts of Life reruns.Solace can be found here if it happens. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVX0q9S_UUM
cup's coming to VANCOUUUUUUUUUUVER! Tonight.
Anyone know where I can get a reset button just incase the Knucleheads somehow are winning with 1 minute left in the third??? Work all the time playing NHL 1996 so why can't it work in real life??? We'll just pertend it didn't happen and start fresh next year.
Oh Yeh.... @putzstew
Just because someone is a better team doesn't mean I hate them any less.
I'm not on Twitter
this thread has been most funny
Cheering for BOSTON
5-7-5 Nation, get used to it.
Maaaaaan this game is the best AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAHAH
Care to make any other big predictions Fella?
Yes, Boston wins tonight now, I haven't watched the game yet, but my spidey senses are tingling.
Oh and the Oil will draft Hopkins.
Luong-OWNED!!!
Nice montage. I'm watching him choking on TV right now. I think they signed him for $ 10 Million per year for another 20 years or something. Sweet...
@The Pestival
"Wanye, your 5-2 prediction is the stuff of legend. Thank you for providing me with this boner of admiration that I will now enjoy for the next 48 hours."
Wait,wait... I will go get you towel...Nooooo, not on Wanye's new berber!
Well done Wanye I couldn't stop laughing thinking of the Luongo pics all game and when your score came true it's just about unbelievable. What's the good word for wednesdays game ?
Wow! Nice work Wanye!
@todd - are you freaking kidding me??? Even if the refs were out to get the Canucks (which they clearly weren't), it didn't matter since the game was already 3-0 thanks to Louuuuu-ser and his 0.650 save percentage in Boston.
Yep... You were right about that.
Hey Wanye, great call on the 5-2. Bragged you up at a kitsilano bar here in Vancouver. My three favourite moments of game 6: 1) Marchand scoring on the B's first shot of the game 2) Healy saying "The Canucks couldn't win a World Cup with six goals nevermind a Stanley Cup" 3) The Luongo crucifixion @ 11:25 of the 1st period.
Solid gold.
ps - rocked the Oilers hat in Kits tonight. Got a ton of atta boys from the locals. GOILERS.
@Wanye
...The LouLou art? I frickin' laffed my ass off
i hadn't seen it ...waaay too funny&spot on
Game Seven in Vanchoker? can't wait
Your prediction? wow!
priceless!!!
@todd
Who isn't cheering for Boston? Anyone who isn't a Vancouver fan or likes Swedish twins.
Mason Raymond fractured vertebra. No indication which one other than in back. Out 4 to 6 months. Hopefully just the process ( one of the boney tips), and not the body of the vertebra.
I'll go on record that I like Swedish twins. Granted they are more of the Elin Nordegren variety than the B.C Ferries type.
did anyone hear the chelsea dagger being played on the organ in the 2nd period in last nights game? awesomesauce
It's been really unfair for the Nucks. HOw does Boychuck not get a penalty for interfence on Maser? NO HE SHOULD NOT BE SUSPENDED. What is Marchand doing punching Sedin 6 times in a row? Kesler is getting mugged!
I am confident and will go MARK MESSIER on ALL OF YOU.
VAN WILL WIN
3-2 OT Burrows winner
BOOK IT!
It's been really unfair for the Nucks. HOw does Boychuck not get a penalty for interfence on Maser? NO HE SHOULD NOT BE SUSPENDED. What is Marchand doing punching Sedin 6 times in a row? Kesler is getting mugged!
I am confident and will go MARK MESSIER on ALL OF YOU.
VAN WILL WIN
3-2 OT Burrows winner
BOOK IT!
@todd
there are lots of calls not made in the series... that was one of them. why did kesler punch chara with the refs between them?
didn't you call van winning games 3 too?
@Archaeologuy
Gillis is gonna have another ref bitch fest today in an hour...
Ouch! I never thought I'd hear a 'Nuck fan quote Messier! He played horribly in Vanlandia, at what - $21M/3 yrs?
So we should also 'book', that you're quoting Mark 'NYR' Messier.
Sad to say, I don't see the home team trend being broken in this series, so you're probably pretty close.
I'll say Bos 3 - Van 1, with Marchand getting the winning goal.
Daniel taking 4 jabs to the head from Marchand and looks at the ref. Bloody disgrace, on Daniel's part. Marchand is is a bloody bulldog, and don't blame a dog for being a dog. He's just doing what he needs to do to win, this is the way the finals has been since forever. I hope Chara swallows the Sedins whole tonight with no trace remaining, no teeth, no proof of existence, nothing.