FGD: The Beginninging

bookofloob
October 03 2013 03:01PM

 

 

The frosty bite of winter beckons.

Like clockwork, a requiem for a dying season, the fall harvest too marks the ceremony of the game of hockey being born anew. And it's a beautiful thing, friends. Hockey is a beautiful thing. Grace, speed, and poise, all in a perfect, simultaneous symmetry, the essence of sport in its fullest display. A virgin sheet of pristine ice serves as a peerless canvas in which teams of artists create art in motion, day after day, until the quest for the game's ultimate prize, itself a timeless piece of art, is earned.

This is more or less what's in store for your Calgary Flames this season.

Or kinda not really.

Today is game 1 of 82, or as I've been calling it "UGHty-two", and while it's been beaten so squarely into the middle of our collective foreheads that this is going to be a season of transition, of tested patience, and of Christ Butler, that doesn't mean that there's no reason to watch the games, to pick new favourite Flames (all you people stuck in your Comeau Comas have to come out of them eventually), and perhaps most importantly, absolutely hating the opposition.

That starts now.

The Recognizable Calgary Hockey Team Lineup

Courtesy of our friends at Daily Faceoff, of whom WE OWN NOW and can use for our own evil intentioned ruses (but are also just a tremendous resource).

  • Glencross - Stajan - Stempniak
  • Hudler - Backlund - Galiardi
  • Baertschi - Monahan - Jones (!)
  • Bouma - Street - McGrattan
  • Brodie - Giordano
  • Russell - Wideman
  • Butler - O'Brien
  • Ramo

If not for the fact that all the Citizens of the Nations Network are well educated and informed hockey fans (and we love you and you look really nice today), there would be no judgment if the beleaguered cries of "who the hell are these guys?!!?" were uttered by the unwashed masses (you guys should wash).

Indeed, everyone with an interest in the Flames of Calgary probably has his or her own vision of how these lines should look, but hey, most of these guys are more or less interchangeable with each other, so this is about as good as it's going to get, one way or another.

There's going to be some growing pains with this lineup. Hell, even when Mike Cammalleri returns from injury, we'll all be wondering how long it's going to be before he gets shuttled out to another team (REBUILD!!!).

But let's put aside the uncertainty and the overall gloomy outlook at the collection of mostly young men we're looking at here. Line 3, man, Line 3. The Sven and the Svean. That's a thing that's happening. That's the future, sorta. David Jones is going to score 30 goals this year. All break aways and 3on1's. In my head.

Also, it will be interesting to see if the Kris Russell - Dennis Wideman combination continues to look anywhere near as good as they did during prolonged stretches in the preseason, notably on the power play. They done good. If it's something that can continue, perhaps, well...no, nevermind.

Karri Ramo.

Crapitals!

  • Obama - Backstrom - Ovechkin
  • Laich - Grabovski - Obama
  • Chimera - Obama - Ward
  • Obama - Biden - Booker T. Washington
  • Obama - Obama
  • Obama - Obama
  • Hillen - Carrick
  • Holtbama

(Actual lines here, I guess)

The Washington Capitals, apparently, are an essential service, because if you've been paying attention to the news lately, the team are amongst the very few people in DC who will be working tomorrow.

If you think it's hard to hate the Capitals based on the fact that their history with the Calgary Flames is almost nothing, well, think again; you can hate anyone.

Especially when we're talking about a team that drops off after 1.1 lines and used to rolling through a division that used to call the Florida Panthers COMPETITION. Tough break there, hey Oatesy?

Indeed, that top line is bonkers, and Mikhail Grabovski managed to score a hat trick the other night playing on a line with Broos Laich and Troy Brouwer somehow, but after that, this team is laughably bad. Like, so laughable it could sound like virtually any Alex Ovechkin tweet ever.

Admit it, you had no idea John Erskine and Jack Hillen were still in the league. I'm not even entirely sure they know about it.

This is a beatable team. So are the Flames, but if Ovechkin is contained and cannot keep up his alien scoring pace from the end of last season (which, uh...), then the Flames might even actually have a shot in this one. BRIGHTSIDE.

Probably not, but it's possible the Capitals are going to wish they had a slice of Obamacare. After all, McGrattan is in the lineup.

Playoff Race Implications

Several

Players to Watch

How about all of them, jerk? It's the first game of the season and your eye for analysis and critical thought is still in midseason form. Ease into the season before you correctly explain why Matty Franchise is going to win the Vezina this year.

Still though, watch out for Matt Stajan. I assume he's going to do some things.

And Karri Ramo. Ramo is going to be under the spotlight all season, and hopefully this won't be like that time that douchebag Canucks fan shone a laser in Kipper's eyes. Ramo is, by default, the guy now, based on the fact that Reto Berra is not very good at stopping pucks and most of the other guys in the system are either too young or a loose assembly of of old bricks. Ramo has an opportunity to become NHL GOALIE GUY, but man, the pressure is on.

Probably Sean Monahan too. I'll bet that's going to be interesting.

Conclusion

Well it could be hazy days in Cowtown this season, friends, but at least Steve Begin isn't in the lineup.

The first day of the rest of the Flames' life starts tonight, and the path they take today could very well determine just which way this rebuild goes. Also, I wonder if I tend to overexaggerate about these sorts of things?

Nah. Go Flames Go! Hockey's back!

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#101 Vowswithin
October 03 2013, 07:59PM
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What the F is street doing on in OT grrr

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#102 Jibmeister
October 03 2013, 07:59PM
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Brodie is so good.. Amazes me very game.

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#103 ChinookArch
October 03 2013, 07:59PM
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Great OT fr the Flames.

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#104 Kent Wilson
October 03 2013, 08:03PM
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Decent game. Calgary fell off the pace in the 2nd, but otherwise they were in it.

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#105 beloch
October 03 2013, 08:04PM
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Time to flip the coin for the extra point. As far as I'm concerned though, this was a great performance from the Flames. They didn't show up in the second, but showing up for 2/3 periods plus overtime (WOW!) is more than this team has done for most of the last few years.

Ramo went 0.897 on the night, which is eerily similar to last years goalie squad performance, and not at all like league average goal-tending. Still, facing Ovechkin on your first night back in the big league isn't exactly, "easing in". Still, at the very least he's interchangeable with MacBackup.

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#106 ChinookArch
October 03 2013, 08:06PM
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Scary Gary wrote:

Well, how's Ramo in shootouts? Can't be worse than the kipper poke-check.

Or maybe the poke-check wasn't that bad afterall.

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#107 Kent Wilson
October 03 2013, 08:06PM
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@beloch

Can't blame Ramo tonight. All legit chances + two tips off his own players sticks.

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#108 Baalzamon
October 03 2013, 08:06PM
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MacDonald better not start the next game.

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#109 Parallex
October 03 2013, 08:06PM
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Got a point in a entertaining game... I'm calling that a win

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#110 Burnward
October 03 2013, 08:09PM
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@Kent Wilson

Can't blame him...but he didn't exactly inspire a whole lot of confidence either.

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#111 Wot96
October 03 2013, 08:10PM
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What was Monahan's toi?

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#112 yomamen11
October 03 2013, 08:10PM
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Hey, Flames are right now first in Pacific division :o)

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#113 piscera.infada
October 03 2013, 08:11PM
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This is kind of how I see the entire season going. Loss, with a lot of positives.

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#114 piscera.infada
October 03 2013, 08:13PM
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@Wot96

Per NHL.com: Monahan - 11:40 (not bad for your first NHL game). Baertschi - 11:24.

Would have liked to see them in overtime though.

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#115 piscera.infada
October 03 2013, 08:18PM
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@MichaelD

Agreed. Not to mention, it's his first NHL regular season game in 4 years. There's been quite a few goalies with horrible first games this year - I say we give him at least a handful before we start bashing his skull in.

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#116 SmellOfVictory
October 03 2013, 08:18PM
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Backlund and Brodie were great as always. Baertschi had a sick, sick little play on one of Monahan's shots, too.

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#117 Christian Roatis
October 03 2013, 08:30PM
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I know it's a rebuild and we're supposed to lose and what not, but it still stings to lose. Especially like that.

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#118 Baalzamon
October 03 2013, 08:35PM
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Ramo is currently 9th in the league in sv%

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#119 Kevin R
October 03 2013, 09:04PM
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Well if this is our rebuild era, I'm ok with this. Wash are a good team & we played pretty darn good. Got the point on the road & we certainly didn't look like a 30th place team tonight. I'd like to see Ramo back in tomorrow. Good or bad we need to know what we have & we need to give this kid a full plate of games & work the snot out of him.

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#120 Bottsy777
October 03 2013, 11:42PM
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Question for the group - Have the Flames ever in the last 20 years won a hockey game where they chased the starting goalie out of the game?

I can't recall one...

Enjoyed the effort tonight.

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