Your Graphic Guide To 2014

Graphic Comments
December 03 2013 08:46AM

Give the gift of time!

It's like Christmas, your birthday and April Fool's Day all wrapped up in one!

This year, you can give the gift of time.

And I don't mean a lousy wristwatch. I mean, they can't even be bothered to put a full day on a watch. Twelve hours, sheesh.

No, instead of a measly twelve hours, you can give out twelve months! That's like giving someone 365 watches. How generous is that?!!

That's right. Your favourite semi-regular blog featuring poorly drawn graphs is now available as a spiffy wall calendar. Ring-bound and printed on high quality paper stock, it actually turned out not too bad. Includes 12 of your favourite Graphic Comments from the last year or so, plus key dates from the 2013-14 hockey season as well as the full men's hockey schedule for Sochi.

You can order them online from lulu.com and if you place your order before 11:59 pm on December 3, you can get free shipping with the FREESHIP coupon code. Order by December 12 to guarantee pre-Christmas delivery.

 

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I'm not a hippie or on welfare. I don't live in Kits, wear Birkenstocks or own an umbrella. I've never been to the Capilano Suspension Bridge, but I'm sure it's very nice. I have a mayor, not a crack addict. I drink pale ale, not Blue. And I call it a cabin, not a cottage. I can proudly say my team's been to the Stanley Cup Final in the last 45 years. They may not have won, but at least they got there. I believe in sunshine, not haze; heat, not humidity. And that sushi is a healthy and tasty meal. A coho is a fish. A ski hill is a mountain. And the plural of leaf is leaves. Okay? Not leafs. Leaves! Vancouver is the country's third-largest city, certainly the most beautiful, and the best part of Canada! My name is petbugs and I am a Canucks fan! ... You can find me on Twitter @petbugs13 or send your hate mail to petbugs (at) gmail (dot) com but it better be funny or it's getting plonked.
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#1 DoubleDIon
December 03 2013, 09:57AM
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Go away Canuck fan. Vancouver is only beautiful if you like prostitutes, garbage and drug addicts outside your front door. Sushi is overrated, it's not great. It's not gross like some people think, but hipsters act like it's ambrosia. Give me a steak over sushi and Calgary over the cesspool any day of the week.

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#2 VK63
December 03 2013, 10:24AM
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I support this project! In spite of that canuck fan thing…. we all have our vices. :))

As for kits…. Ironhead rawks!!

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#3 Ted
December 03 2013, 10:34AM
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DoubleDimWit must be talking about Vancouver, Washington or something he imagined lol.

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#4 Blucifer Copperballs
December 03 2013, 10:36AM
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Da'fug is this? I don't even..... huh?

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#5 **
December 03 2013, 11:17AM
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DoubleDIon wrote:

Go away Canuck fan. Vancouver is only beautiful if you like prostitutes, garbage and drug addicts outside your front door. Sushi is overrated, it's not great. It's not gross like some people think, but hipsters act like it's ambrosia. Give me a steak over sushi and Calgary over the cesspool any day of the week.

"Give me a steak over sushi".

Amen brother.

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#7 NM00
December 03 2013, 11:38AM
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Graphic Comments wrote:

You guys are a riot.

Says the mayor of riot town...

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#8 Zarny
December 03 2013, 11:59AM
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DoubleDIon wrote:

Go away Canuck fan. Vancouver is only beautiful if you like prostitutes, garbage and drug addicts outside your front door. Sushi is overrated, it's not great. It's not gross like some people think, but hipsters act like it's ambrosia. Give me a steak over sushi and Calgary over the cesspool any day of the week.

LMAO!

Actually that whole ocean, coast and green space thingy around Vancouver is beautiful.

I'm with you on the steak but the only thing beautiful about Calgary is located 1.5 hrs west.

Otherwise, Calgary is a puke of urban sprawl.

Trust me, I live in McKenzie Towne.

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#9 Jordan1126
December 03 2013, 12:09PM
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in other news the new arena will be named after rogers...100 million bucks...wow! katz just got his money back haha

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#10 bwar
December 03 2013, 12:37PM
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So no more GDB, just random calander advertisements?

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#12 The Red Pile
December 03 2013, 12:40PM
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Hey Petbugs, keep your doodles on the left coast on tother side of the big rocks. 12 favorite Graphic Comments? How can you tell? No one at Canucks Army ever shows up to read em let alone rate em. If they can't be bothered why should we? Merry Christmas!

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#13 They're $hittie
December 03 2013, 12:43PM
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NM00 wrote:

Says the mayor of riot town...

This!

I still have the National on my DVR from when that happened. Anytime I want to remember just how much of a hipster bandwagon city Vancouver is I watch it.

LOL.

How big of a disgrace would it be to have the Sedins, Bieksa, Burrows and Keslers name on the Cup.

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#14 Danger Pay
December 03 2013, 12:47PM
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Worst article ever!

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#15 A-Mc
December 03 2013, 01:14PM
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hah wow, what a reaction. I've never seen a reaction so strong!

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#16 risto siltanen's slapshot
December 03 2013, 01:21PM
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it was soooooo bad that DSF didn't bother to respond in his canuck vernacular. what is it in the air in b.c.? oh yeah I forgot...

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#17 Quinn the Eskimo
December 03 2013, 01:31PM
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Ha ha! Man, you guys troll easily. Guy says Vancouver doesn't suck and from your potholes you come over all pouty. Hilarious.

The Canux, like the Fames, suck. Always will, whether they win a cup or not. But Vancouver? I'll take 10c above and light rain right now.

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#18 OilClog
December 03 2013, 01:37PM
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Are 6 months dedicated to graphs about how the Oilers are the Head of the Class. Canucks are 0-400, Flames 1-399, Jets 0-67(they only get to play sometimes). Will anyone remember how Vancouver had great regular seasons 10yrs from now? No. What we will remember is a failure to see in graph form, how the Sedins are the perfect bridesmaids, but never the Bride.

If half of these graphs don't show Oiler ownership of all things Internet.. Burn them! Burn them all!

In March do you want to see a graph about YakCity, or Bieksa? Bieksa's graph will end up looking something similar to living under a bridge. Or is it just me that thinks that when he's on the screen.

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#19 DoubleDIon
December 03 2013, 01:58PM
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28 props is the most I've ever had for a comment. Says something about how everyone feels about Vancouver. I've never seen a group of people more arrogant who've accomplished less collectively. I mean, what's this city's contribution to the rest of the world? Growing weed in your mom's basement and then burning down your city is not a job people...

As the immortal Cartman said: "Hippies, hippies everywhere. Say they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad."

Describes Vancouver to a tee.

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#20 They're $hittie
December 03 2013, 02:02PM
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DoubleDIon wrote:

28 props is the most I've ever had for a comment. Says something about how everyone feels about Vancouver. I've never seen a group of people more arrogant who've accomplished less collectively. I mean, what's this city's contribution to the rest of the world? Growing weed in your mom's basement and then burning down your city is not a job people...

As the immortal Cartman said: "Hippies, hippies everywhere. Say they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad."

Describes Vancouver to a tee.

While I find this hilarious, I love all of Canada, and think we need to stay united as a people. I do agree with the arrogance and not winning anything I think it is best to keep the trashing of Vancouver to hockey and not the city itself.

But still funny. I props.

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#21 Ted
December 03 2013, 02:57PM
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NM00 wrote:

Says the mayor of riot town...

Ah yes, NoMind00 is at it again. He claims to be a Canucks fan and constantly posts negative comments about the team. It seems he also lives in Van and then makes comments like these. This is a being nobody wants to know! lol Who let the troll out! :)

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#23 Kent Wilson
December 03 2013, 04:50PM
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Graphic Comments does great material whatever his team affiliation may be.

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#24 van
December 03 2013, 04:59PM
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You guys are so mean! And I'm pretty sure a calendar is worth 730 watches.

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#25 DoubleDIon
December 03 2013, 08:38PM
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Kent Wilson wrote:

Graphic Comments does great material whatever his team affiliation may be.

Trashed it Kent. Because both of us know Canuck fans don't do anything right.

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#26 steveve
December 04 2013, 06:56AM
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This comment section is giving me a nosebleed.

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#27 StHenriOilBomb
December 04 2013, 11:02AM
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steveve wrote:

This comment section is giving me a nosebleed.

the prairies used to do the same to me.

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#28 Rob...
December 04 2013, 12:15PM
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Graphic Comments wrote:

You guys are precious.

I'd defend you, but anyone who abuses a Venn diagram as badly as you did is on his own.

I have seen some great stuff from you though, so there is hope.

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