FGD: One Tin Soldier - The Legend of City Yak

Vintage Flame
April 01 2013 04:10PM

 

After Shelbyville showed us all that even a broken clock is right twice a day, the Battle of Alberta gamethread is back where it belongs. Oh and if you don’t get the reference in the title? Google is your friend.

Tonight, two teams on completely different roads will cross paths once again, where scoreboard watching will be put aside in favour of compulsory disdain and a sheer desire to lay the boots to one of your oldest rivals. Since 2009, it has been the Flames doing the majority of kicking, leading the head-to-head series 19-4.

Much has changed since the Flames and the Oilers last met on January 27th (when the good guys won 4-3), as Calgary seems to have taken a page out of the Oilers operational book and are on a slide towards the bottom of the league. The Oilers, meanwhile, are on the cusp of making a push towards unfamiliar territory of their own… the playoffs.

Somehow it seems fitting that these two squads would meet up today, April 1st. What has in recent history been dubbed the “Battle of Albrutal”, where either team is in the standings has been irrelevant because neither ever wants to lose this match-up, neither want to be the fool.

The Line-Up

We all know who the obvious loss to the lineup is, but we shouldn't forget who still is. Curtis Glencross loves himself a piece of the Oilers whenever the chance presents itself.

The Flames lineup is probably written in pencil, due to wide speculation around who might be staying and who might be leaving. Fronting the list is Jay Bouwmeester, with destinations including both Detroit and St. Louis. Others that are also coming up to be on the move are the likes of Tanguay, Sarich, Cammallerri and of course Glencross.

Very few are safe these days and there is going to be a lot of speculation leading right up to April 3rd. For now, here’s how SNET’s Pat Steinberg has the lines shaping up.

  • Glencross-Stajan-Stempniak
  • Tanguay-Cammallerri-Comeau
  • Hudler-Backlund-Cervenka
  • McGrattan-Begin-Jackman

  • Brodie-Bouwmeester
  • Giordano-Wideman
  • Butler-Sarich

  • Kiprusoff

The Oilers have to be licking their chops at the thought of facing Miikka Kiprusoff tonight with his less than stellar performance between the pipes this year. However he is also 15-2 in his last 17 starts against Edmonton with a 2.43 GAA. He will have to be “that guy” tonight in order to give his team a legit chance at putting a dent in the Oilers’ playoff hopes.

It will also be very interesting to see how long Hartley leaves the Czech’s with Backlund. Cervenka has been playing with a lot more confidence and certainty in the month of March, and Backlund’s creative and bold play is an interesting match that has the potential to pay dividends.

The Village Idiots

The Oil have won three straight for the first time this season. That is part of a 6-2-2 record in their last ten that has them sitting 11th in the conference, just two points out of the top eight.

It’s no secret that the Oilers’ Achilles heel (other than playing in the NHL) has been from the blueline. This morning they penned Ladislav Smid to a four year extension with an AAV of $3.5 Million. That’s sure to be enough to put them over the hump right? Relax Shelbyville dwellers, we know, we know… “Laddy” is a great shot-blocker and he has all the intangibles right? RIGHT?

It’s a good thing the defence is all sorted out, now Ralph Kreuger can figure what the hell is wrong with his highly touted offensive talent. “Yak City” is more of a ghost town these days, registering just one assist in his last five games and hasn’t been part of the Oilers late push. In fact he hasn’t found the back of the net since February 25th, and only has 5 assists during the entire month of March.

Things aren’t that rosy for RNH this season either. The young center has a meagre three goals on sixty-six shots, giving him a whopping personal shooting percentage of 3.0%. That’s a far cry from last season’s 13.4% pace. Then again, I suppose it’s okay to fall off a cliff when you know you will safely land on the coat-tails of Taylor Hall. Well done Nuuuuuuge.

  • Hall-Nugent-Hopkins-Eberle
  • Paajarvi-Gagner-Hemsky
  • Jones-Horcoff-Yakupov
  • Petrell-Smyth-Brown

  • Smid-Petry
  • N. Schultz-J. Schultz
  • Whitney-Potter

  • Dubnyk

Sum it Up

Game Day Prediction: The Flames scrape the barrel for what remaining ounce of dignity they have left and continue the Alberta trend by winning this one 5-3; snapping their road loss streak at nine.

Obvious Game Day Prediction: Curtis Glencross sticks it once again to the team that let him go, showing two versions of his infamous “Scoreface”

Not-so-Obvious Game Day Prediction: Hot on the heels of scoring his fastest hat-trick in Oilers history, Taylor Hall is about due for some mis-hap that has always seem to keep him out of games against Calgary. Tonight will be no different as he and his buck-toothed face will be mistaken for the Easter Bunny, so all the other barely pubescent children on the team will bug him about not getting enough candy this weekend.

What makes this whole situation really funny is that the average Oil fan is like some giddy, pimpled-faced nerd who finally landed that date with his lab partner’s sister. They say they have been waiting for this day, this day of retribution. When all the stars are aligned and the Oil can take back the pride that the Flames have, for the last decade or so, used to clean their skate blades after the game.

Newsflash… We know, we’ve seen this coming for a long time too guys. What makes it funny though is that despite everything, the losses, the bad trades, the injuries… whatever you want to jeer Calgary about this time, they just keep beating the Oilers.

These days, for Flames fans.. that’s not quitte enough for now. However, for added entertainment, Flames fans appreciate the fans up North, the ones that are convinced that this is finally it. The time for the Oilers to take that step forward out of the mire and take their rightful place at the fornt of the class. That’s just awesome and I sincerely hope the Oilers do make the playoffs this year. It will make it that much better when they are bounced decisively and the Oilers management is left shaking their heads as to what went wrong.

One last thing…

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#251 gongshow
April 01 2013, 11:19PM
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Will there be enough Quebec high school kids available for all of these Flames draft picks?

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#252 Clyde Frog
April 01 2013, 11:21PM
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No, they may have to go seriously off board to get enough of them...

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#253 The Soup Fascist
April 01 2013, 11:23PM
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DSF wrote:

Sure,

Why do I have the feeling DSF will become "NSF" when Todd comes a callin' in say ..... 370 days.

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#254 chris
April 01 2013, 11:26PM
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HAHA pathetic flames.. Cant win a game without Iggy there. This is gonna be fun on Wednesday >=)

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#255 DSF
April 01 2013, 11:33PM
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The Soup Fascist wrote:

Why do I have the feeling DSF will become "NSF" when Todd comes a callin' in say ..... 370 days.

I'm guessing its because you're an idiot.

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#256 The Soup Fascist
April 01 2013, 11:45PM
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DSF wrote:

I'm guessing its because you're an idiot.

Witty comeback. You are really off your game the last few days. Everything OK, Skippy?

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#257 God
April 01 2013, 11:51PM
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DSF, you seem to be holding on to the thinnest of logic at best. Do you ever feel helpless, emotionally overwhelmed or numb? Welcome to the life of a Flames fan for the next 5 years.

Enjoy.

Eat sh*t Calgary!!

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#258 They're $hittie
April 01 2013, 11:51PM
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@DSF

JUST STOP TALKING FOR THE NEXT MONTH.

You flap your gums so much you think one intelligent thing would eventual come out, but nothing does.

When it comes time to admit you are wrong on something that you have quoted before you are never around to say anything. This happens a lot.

...Kiprusoff is not fetching you a first round pick. You are stuck with him now.

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#259 Geoff
April 01 2013, 11:52PM
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It's pretty apparently (( to me at least )) just how important iggy really was to the flames. Boumeester and kipper too. Too bad for you guys kipper just looked terrible tonight lol. Gl with the upcoming rebuild. The plunging spiral downward isn't gonna fun at all :(

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#260 dougtheslug
April 01 2013, 11:52PM
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DSF wrote:

I'm guessing its because you're an idiot.

Wow, what a turnaround - look at what DSF has been reduced to - he is now officially less witty and entertaining than NewAgeSystem.

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#261 slats
April 01 2013, 11:58PM
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@dougtheslug

and about a 1000 words less

poor DSF is Mom/Dad disconnecting the WiFi too?

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#262 God
April 01 2013, 11:58PM
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The Oilers puck possession game has been steadily improving. They're still coughing it up on the boards in their own zone, unfortunately due to the lack of talent on the back end, but it's a breath of fresh air from a team that's been a one dimensional chip-up-the-boards-team the past 5 years.

I hate to admit it but I'm beginning to appreciate Kreug's system.

Still, I wish there was more physical retaliation out of this team. Cowgary just hammered at them for the last 10 minutes and the Oil just kept taking it. Feed them a pack of starving, ravenous wolves: I want the taste of blood on their tongues when they play rematch games Wed and Thurs.

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#263 RKD
April 02 2013, 12:04AM
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Just heard Jay-Bo wanted out of Calgary or preferred to play for another team in the playoffs. Hard for Feaster to get more from other teams when Jay-Bo would be willing to part with Calgary. You can't keep a player who doesn't want to be here.

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#264 Jay
April 02 2013, 12:06AM
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God wrote:

DSF, you seem to be holding on to the thinnest of logic at best. Do you ever feel helpless, emotionally overwhelmed or numb? Welcome to the life of a Flames fan for the next 5 years.

Enjoy.

Eat sh*t Calgary!!

Dude, You named yourself after him.... He's obviously doing somthing right.... In other news, I'm glad we play this joke team 2 more times, easy points!

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#265 Jay
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gongshow wrote:

Will there be enough Quebec high school kids available for all of these Flames draft picks?

Any high schoolers last name end in ...owski?

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#266 Jay
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Besides the easy points the flamers are gonna give us to end the season, lets all thank that joke team for trading bouwmeester to st.louis!!! With him on the team it's guaranteed they won't make the playoffs! it's almost like they're cheering us on!

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#267 Bucknuck
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Nice to see the Oilers win another one. Still 13 games left to play, (over 25% of the season), so there is still a lot of room to move in either direction.

I just hope they keep their foot on the gas. It would be gratifying to see the team make it to the playoffs, if only to silence to trolls for a while.

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#268 DrunkGuyTy
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Fun to watch these last two games. Still scrambly in our own end too much but great with the puck on our sticks.

Eat sh!t Flames!

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#269 morgie99
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God wrote:

The Oilers puck possession game has been steadily improving. They're still coughing it up on the boards in their own zone, unfortunately due to the lack of talent on the back end, but it's a breath of fresh air from a team that's been a one dimensional chip-up-the-boards-team the past 5 years.

I hate to admit it but I'm beginning to appreciate Kreug's system.

Still, I wish there was more physical retaliation out of this team. Cowgary just hammered at them for the last 10 minutes and the Oil just kept taking it. Feed them a pack of starving, ravenous wolves: I want the taste of blood on their tongues when they play rematch games Wed and Thurs.

Physical retribution is nice, but not at the cost of losing the game

Why give Calgary even a chance of getting back into the game, not the first time I've seen the Oil lose a lead

I'm glad they focus on winning and not at the cost of a dumb penalty for retribution

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#270 Oilfred
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DSF:

If you really believe that you get first for Kipper, well you must be high.

There is no market for goalies this year, ask Ottawa.

Cammy is not going anywheres with that contract. Expiring deals only are desirable at this point.

So that top three pick is going to get them a hell of a player. The St. Louis pick and the Pitt pick are likely to be in the 25-30 range and they gave Montreal their pick in round 2.

This is huge for Calgary. But only the their pick likely helps next year. For free agents they are about to receive the same treatment as the Oilers have with free agents and will continue to for the next 3-5 years.

But you are right they will have the cap to draw this out in span of mediocracy that will make us all very happy.

Good day sir.

Enjoy the next ten years of Oiler playoff hockey.

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#271 Six Rings
April 02 2013, 09:14AM
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Mike Krushelnyski wrote:

Hope you don't mind getting paid in Warcraft gold.

Hahahaha!

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