The Flames Experience, Or Please Keep Coming To The Games

bookofloob
September 03 2013 12:50PM

 

Flames - Game 7 - May 3, 2006
photo by Ben Tong

 

The sport of hockey is unlike any other. It has a purer flow that requires a more visceral intuition of the game, both from an on ice perspective and that of the supporter in the stands. As far as spectator sports go, hockey gives you more bang for your buck action wise, with more events packed into a one hour segment than any other athletic competition you can spend your money on.

As a result, just watching a hockey game live is an experience, one that stands on its own. Key moments in games can be instantly hazy in one's memory as another key moment followed so shortly after. Your attention and focus during game time is paramount. But that's why we go to the games.

But what happens to that live experience when your team sucks? (Or, um, let's say probably GOING TO suck)

When your team is, er, less than competitive, it can be trying on the fans who shell out their hard earned cash to watch their heroes get clobbered. This, we all mostly agree, is the plight of your Calgary Flames for this upcoming NHL season. We all have it in the back of our minds that we're sacrificing a season for more flourishing campaigns in the future, but here in the now, it's not going to make it any easier to sit in the flood soaked stands of the Scotiabank Saddledome as the Flaming C fights for 4th in the Pacific Division.

Something needs to be done. The games alone are worth watching, a one off experience that precludes the dreary outcome this season is sure to produce, but we need to have a draw that brings everyone in to experience them. Gimmicks, admittedly. Something to look forward to when the Flames are altogether something we will not.

Young 2uns

(I still think this is a brilliant idea and I implore any season ticket holders or anyone who has regular seats near any kind of overhang to try this out)

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It begins. I think, somehow, someway, fans should help out with this endeavour.)

The easiest way to get fans engaged in their hockey team is to get them to fall in love with the players. This has not been an easy task in past years, with the shells of aging stars with bloated contracts and underwhelming play from supposedly promising prospects, the Flames have not boasted much in the terms of likeability in their rosters since those plucky diggers in 2004 captured our hearts en route to an appearance in the Stanley Cup Finals.

This version of the Flames is a paradigm somewhere in the middle of those two contrasting teams. Certainly they don't expect to challenge for anything particularly tangible in terms of success in the standings, but Bob Hartley seems intent on opening the season against Washington with a youthful, exuberant squad with middling skill and an innate desire to work hard.

In essence, the entirety of this year's roster is Rudy. And who didn't love Rudy?

It's the Young Guns all over again. And i know, you're probably reading the words "Young Guns" and recoiling in fear, staining your couch or office chair with something sinister you're going to have a hard time explaining to your co-workers later, but hold on just one minute: Didn't, on some level somewhere from inside of you, didn't you kind of love the Young Guns?

Hold on. Hold on baby birds, let me explain.

I know, no one actually liked the Young Guns. It was an era of Flames hockey unequalled in suck. Those were a long 7 years wandering the postseason desert, parched for thirst. No one ever wants to go through that kind of skilled hockey drought ever again, but let's look at the optics here. The Young Guns were of an era of financial doom. They were born out of a necessity to keep costs low. You've never heard of half of these players because you never had to. The team, through it's own devices, became the world's biggest underdog and did so for years. Thanks, Canadian dollar.

Think of it as the Moneyball era Oakland A's without the success.

There was never any expectation for the team to compete. It should have been sad. And it kind of was. But we as fans found ways to identify with the players. We took pride in the positives, even if they really didn't account for a whole lot. The team set records for wins in OT (winning in regulation was a foreign concept). Phil Housley was still pretty good. Val Bure somehow became an all-star. There was that one time when Todd Simpson murdered Peter Forsberg.

There was a lot of rag-tag players that you fell in love with because you had no choice. I very fondly recall the days where I was cheering on the exploits of Jeff Freakin' Cowan. Clarke Wilm remains a hilarious joke to me, but one I recall with a great deal of fondness. Steve Smith played in parts of three seasons for the team during that era and ONLY MATCHED his "goals for the Flames" output that he had as a member of the Edmonton Oilers, and that is awesome.

A couple of guys named Jarome Iginla and Robyn Regehr were on their way to becoming pretty good hockey players for the Flames.

You get the point. These were players who frustrated you, but ones you could like; maybe even learn to love. Is this an iteration of the Flames that is any different?

We are already fashioning a Flames themed crown for Sven Baertschi to wear. Mikael Backlund is adorable but also a pretty good hockey player. The acquisition of Corban Knight seems to be a bit of a coup, and he's poised to be a member of the big club this season. TJ Brodie continues to develop into a dependable top pairing defender and FN has been a booster of his since, like, forever.

These are all things to be pumped about both this season, and as positive building blocks moving forward, when guys like Sean Monahan, and, I don't know, maybe Sam Bennett become poised to start their pro careers in Calgary.

New, Better Theme Nights

 

This is me speaking on a personal level here. I presume that a lot of you will disagree with some of my thoughts on this. But hey, what are you going to do about it?

I'm generally not a fan of the theme night at hockey games, especially in a major league. It always seems very small market farm team to me, some real Springfield Isotopes stuff. As I mentioned earlier, a hockey game stands on its own. It's just too good to need any other marketing gimmick to pay attention to.

But I understand that pro hockey is a business, that teams look for ways to promote the game to families, and with people paying big bucks for tickets on any given night, perhaps it doesn't hurt to have some added value attached to that stub.

Which, okay, whatever, but why does it have to be Western Night every damn year? I still hold George Canyon personally responsible for a loss vs. the Canucks a few years back, and there's never been any retribution for his crimes. I know Calgary is in general pretty proud of it's Western Heritage, but it's vision of what that Heritage looks like today is so skewed I have no idea why we keep propping it up so much. It's time for a change. (That said, I'm totally down with Retro Night, because any chance to a) not have Heather Liscano sing the anthem for a night, and b) the opportunity to see that "Can't Touch A Flame When It's Red Hot" video needs to be taken every time)

So we need some new themes. Flames Nation Twitter Bot went off a few weeks ago on twitter and came up with a bunch of good ones (he's so pithy and smart, that one. Good AI there) Here are some of my favourites from that list:

 

 
I also like Jetpack Night, but I contend there are a few technological drawbacks preventing that one. FOR NOW.
 

More Positives

Look, bottom line, you're at a hockey game, and regardless of just about anything that goes on over on the ice, that's a pretty damn fine way to spend an evening. Whether you're with your friends, your family, or you're that poor soul who drew the short straw and has to sit next to Eric Francis in the press box, there's usually a memory or two to be made at an NHL hockey game.

And there are things to look forward to when you go to these games. As an example, hey, by the sounds of it, we can actually go to the games. That's a good thing. Watching a Flames game at Winsport or Red Deer or wherever sounds kinda cool, but it's only cool in the same way that watching a KISS concert would be cool (as in...uh, it wouldn't).

I won't lie, I love the Saddledome. The flooding we went through as a city this past June was devestating, but the news of the Dome being underwater is what really made the whole thing hit home for me (that, and because no one I knew personally was evacuated from their home, thankfully). It's not a particularly nice building on the inside, but it boasts a certain character if you really get the chance to look around. It's going to be swell to actually sit in those seats in the press level and buy beer from the nosebleed beer vendor that I still can't actually believe exists.

And hey, we know about the goal song being changed. Let's all take the time to recognize how vital that's going to be for all of our collective psyche's this year (assuming they don't blow it and go with like a Wolfmother song or something)

The Flames' retro thirds are going to be cheap all season long. Buy them. It's dumb that they're getting rid of them, but hey, I just got one for $40 with Iggy's name on the back (OF COURSE I'D STILL WEAR AN IGGY JERSEY ARE YOU KIDDING ME HE'S STILL PERFECT).

And so forth. It'll be a trying year for the faithful Flames fans, we all know it, but I hope that doesn't discourage you from going to the games and having a good time. If you were on the fence and thinking about hibernating through hockey until the team starts showing signs of life again, hopefully I've been able to sway you a bit with some of these admittedly hairbrained ideas presented here today.

Go Flames Go. Sven forever.

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#1 Kent Wilson
September 03 2013, 12:51PM
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Corban Night = best.

Also, vote for #gritchartnight.

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#2 Kent Wilson
September 03 2013, 12:55PM
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Also, we just might be able to do the SVENNNNN banner thing.

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#4 Christian Roatis
September 03 2013, 01:03PM
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Purer is my new favourite ever.

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#6 BurningSensation
September 03 2013, 01:13PM
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Kent Wilson wrote:

Also, we just might be able to do the SVENNNNN banner thing.

YESSSSSS!!!!!!!

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#7 matsthomassen
September 03 2013, 01:15PM
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tell me more about these $40 retro thirds. where? how?

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#8 SVENSANITY
September 03 2013, 01:18PM
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I am clearly ^ down for SVEN+N for sure!

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#10 Christian Roatis
September 03 2013, 01:20PM
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@bookofloob

Crap I forgot to add "word"

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#11 backburner
September 03 2013, 01:44PM
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Cheer for the opposition night...

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#12 RKD
September 03 2013, 02:37PM
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How about a Fan vs. Feaster doughnut eating contest or Fan vs. Hartley shouting match night.

To be serious, if the players we want to develop are playing well and the hockey itself is entertaining people may be more forgiving.

Unlike two years ago, when the Flames weren't even skating, being competitive or entertaining is what bothered people the most. The hockey's got to be exciting for the price you are paying, even if you are a losing team.

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#13 ChinookArch
September 03 2013, 03:08PM
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Speaking for myself, I will likely enjoy the next 2 years the way I did during the Young Guns era whenever I went to the dome - Hammered.

Let me take this opportunity to (1.) warn you to bring earmuffs for your wife and kids, due to excessive cussing and swearing. (2.) apologize for terrible public behavior.

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#14 beloch
September 03 2013, 03:12PM
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I think Harvey the Hound needs some antagonists. They could be opposing team flavored. For example, when the visitor is Vancouver, they could be a pair of green-suited gimps. Whenever the game is going poorly he could mime-pee on them or headbutt them into the laps of any large, hairy bikers he spots in the audience.

I also suggest that Harvey develops a drinking problem over the next few seasons, both to explain his violent looney-tune behavior and raise awareness of Alcoholism with the kids. They should be keeping an eye on their parents after all!

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#15 RexLibris
September 03 2013, 03:21PM
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Kent Wilson wrote:

Also, we just might be able to do the SVENNNNN banner thing.

Maybe throw the FN logo on there for good measure. ;)

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#16 BurningSensation
September 03 2013, 04:08PM
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Suggestions for promotions;

- 'Kick Ryan Lambert In His Nuts' Night.

- 'Star Wars vs Star Trek' Night. It's a nerd 'twofer'. Bonus points for the full costume brawls between storm troopers and red-shirts in the stands.

- 'Punch Ryan Lambert in the Gonads' Night.

- 'Rock your Dome at the Saddledome', set up head shaving stations throughout the concourse, proceeds go to kids fighting cancer, hair goes to make wigs, everybody wins. C'ept the kids with cancer, cuz you know, cancer.

- 'Draw and Quarter Ryan Lambert at Center Ice' Night. Or day. Or afternoon. I'll be there.

- 'Random Drunk Person From Crowd Sings the National Athems'. Or as I like to call it, Jann Arden Night.

- 'Todd Simpson Bobblehead Night'. What better way to honour the greatest player of the Young Guns1 generation?

- 'Set Fire to Ryan Lambert Night'. Like a Viking funeral or something out of Game of Thrones, but with fewer dragons and no survivors.

- 'Guaranteed Win Night'. For every Edmonton game at the Dome. If the Flames lose, everybody gets free tix to see Calgary vs. Phoenix, or, a used DVD of 'Pearl Harbour' starring Ben Affleck.

- 'Archer' Night. I have dibbs on going as Krueger.

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#17 schevvy
September 03 2013, 04:16PM
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I take it BurningSensation is not a fan of Lambert

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#18 mattyc
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schevvy wrote:

I take it BurningSensation is not a fan of Lambert

or Jann Arden...

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#19 BurningSensation
September 03 2013, 05:16PM
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schevvy wrote: I take it BurningSensation is not a fan of Lambert

mattyc wrote: or Jann Arden...

You know that scene in 'The Dark Knight' when The Joker kills the hood Gamble and then holds 'tryouts'? I have a dream where Lambert and Jann Arden are the two being forced to fight with broken pool cues.

Speaking of the Dark Knight, I think the PA announcer should do an entire Flames game using the voice of Bane. Nobody would have a clue what he is saying, but it would be beyond hysterical.

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#20 Mac Sapintosh
September 03 2013, 05:46PM
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I like the SVENNNNNNN idea.

Love the #gritchart night idea.

But money talks: we won't see the end of flames management tyranny until sales slump. Vote 'no' for feaster and king by not buying tickets!

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#21 Derzie
September 03 2013, 06:00PM
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Zarley night is golden

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#22 seve927
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Mac Sapintosh wrote:

I like the SVENNNNNNN idea.

Love the #gritchart night idea.

But money talks: we won't see the end of flames management tyranny until sales slump. Vote 'no' for feaster and king by not buying tickets!

That would simply signal that we don't accept the rebuild - quickly prompting the signings of Ray Whitney, Jaromir Jagr and Daniel Alfredsson.

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#23 weevil17
September 03 2013, 06:43PM
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Can't believe you got that jersey for $40!! thats may favourite jersey and have been wanting one for ever!!!!

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#24 BurningSensation
September 03 2013, 07:06PM
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@Mac Sapintosh

"But money talks: we won't see the end of flames management tyranny until sales slump. Vote 'no' for feaster and king by not buying tickets!"

I have the feeling King is moving on all on his own (or by Murray Edwards decree).

I'm also with Kent in thinking Feaster would get bumped up to King's job, rather than out.

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#25 The Last Big Bear
September 03 2013, 07:15PM
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Just beat the Oilers.

Please.

God, I hate the Oilers.

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#26 ChinookArch
September 03 2013, 08:22PM
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It's YY ZED!

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#27 SeanCharles
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I for one am actually looking forward to this year.

I dont see why the young players cant, at the very least, contribute at a similar rate as the older players have the last 3-4 years.

We have been a dissapointing team for 4 years straight. We underacheived every year.

Not only that the team would go on runs and make it seem like they were playoff worthy only to fizzle when it mattered most.

To me that is a more frustrating team to watch than what we have ahead of us this upcoming season.

The last time, last season excluded, the Flames were exciting was when Keenan was running the team.

Injuries hurt us those years Keenan was here and we lost in the first round. But at least we got to the playoffs.

I feel like the last few years there has been rifts in the dressing room and it has hurt the team. Most of these rifts started because of continued failure.

We have moved on from all the underacheiving players and drama that surrounded them.

This is officially a restart and we have more promising prospects this go around that it may actually be fun.

Point is I'd rather enojoy watching young, exciting players make mistakes and in turn lose games than watching older vets make mistakes and in turn lose games.

Some of my favorite players have been traded recently but the truth is they failed.

Even though they were an improperly contructed team and were set up to fail, they still needed to be held accountable.

Time has come for this team to exceed expectations instead of continuously fail to meet them. I for one am excited for this...

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#28 SeanCharles
September 03 2013, 08:41PM
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No Budweiser Night.

That'd be Great!

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#29 prendrefeu
September 03 2013, 10:34PM
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Great post, makes me wish I could attend a game in Calgary this year.

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#30 Hank williams
September 03 2013, 11:06PM
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How about holding a former Flame tough guy night. Two former bruisers duke it out at intermission. How about Rocky Thompson vs Sasha Lakaovic Night? It would be pure gold!

Bring back Tim Hunter versus an old Foe. Say Semenko!

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#31 KetchupKid
September 04 2013, 02:15AM
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M. Night Shamylan Night made me laugh.

Heroic comeback late in the third by the Flames, only to realize they've been playing against an AHL affiliate the whole game...

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#32 Benny12
September 04 2013, 09:13AM
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No Budweiser Night, ala

Craft Beer Night!

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#33 hamburgler
September 04 2013, 09:14AM
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I would be a fan of "grit chart night" On those nights Hartley is only allowed to dress 4th line plugs who cant skate.

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#34 Kent Wilson
September 04 2013, 09:39AM
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Also, we missed "Hard Day's Night".

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#35 They're $hittie
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I got trashed, and rightfully so; as I was out to get trashed on the comment, for say Sven maxes out at 38 points this year. Most projections from tsn, sporting news, sportsnet etc all have him in the 35-40 points. I was not far off.

That being said the Sven Goal sign will max out as SVENNNNN! Three will be empty netters.

I am going to post this on the next article as well to stir things up

I will start the trashes off.

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#36 vetinari
September 04 2013, 11:32AM
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My suggestion is that you post the Flames' home schedule and assign theme nights to each home game based on poplar vote on this website.

Some suggested themes:

"Obscure Draft Pick" Night (guess which pick from the last three drafts makes the lineup that evening and match him against a veteran and see who gets more points that evening.)

"Extreme Flaming" Night (insert your own interpretation here)

"Whip and Torch" Night (fans show up in Indiana Jones garb and spout out lines from any of the movies with a Flames twist after each play stoppage "You call him Jay Feaster lady!". Take a drink if you can't think of a line and the person next to you can.)

"Mystery Flames 3000 Theatre" Night (in honour of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 where fans can provide their own play-by-play commentary in the stands. Pair up with the guys sitting around you.)

"We Once Had Him on Our Roster" Night (play roster Bingo with your evening's lineup card. The other team needs to have a former Flame at RW, C, LW, D and G on their game night roster and take the ice for at least one shift for you to score a Bingo).

"Pester Feaster" Night - (do your best Feaster impression for your friends; randomly start drafting people around you and offer them NTC's; hold up a grit chart every now and then)

"The Harvey the Hound Memorial" Night - (like your childhood goldfish, you know that THIS Harvey is not quite the same as the old one, right? Hold a wake for him during the game talking about his best moments. He seems kinda Irish and would probably appreciate it.)

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