September 06 2012 06:43AM
1. Get ready
In the last week, we got the first two official stops on the "Sorry I was So Bad Last Season" Calgary Flames Apology Tour.
August 29 2012 07:02AM
1. Please tell me this actually happened
Apparently, and this comes directly from Facebook via a newspaper and columnist you've never heard of in your life, but a Winnipeg Jets fan ran into Cory Sarich over the summer and asked him when he would request a trade back to his native province. Unfortunately, Sarich seems not to have responded, "Right away!" and ripped off his shirt revealing a Winnipeg Jets logo tattooed onto his chest.
August 22 2012 09:29AM
1. Kent's Iginla stats
Boy if that wasn't the most depressing thing you just about ever read in your life, right?
August 16 2012 08:41AM
1. The latest Bouwmeester rumors
Okay so now the rumor kicking around about Jay Bouwmeester — if he's traded, and he will be, maybe, but probably he will, except not unless the team is bowled over by an offer, which it won't be, because his salary is too high, but teams are desperate so they might trade for him, if Calgary is willing, which it's unclear if they are — is that his most likely destination is Detroit (unless it isn.. forget it). And the potential return from the Red Wings?
August 09 2012 11:09AM
1. Flames lose inconsequential defenseman, still have several lying about
This is what qualifies as news in early August except when a prospect maybe or maybe not punches someone out in front of a bar.
To bastardize a quote from "Love Story:" What can you say about Clay Wilson? His jump to the KHL is more or less of no consequence except that it voids his current contract, which was a one-way deal to ensure he got paid his full $525,000 when he's still bussing it in Abbotsford.