By popular demand, here is the FN Glossary of Terms.
Corsi – a stat for all the shots directed for and against while a player is on the ice at even strength. Includes shots, missed shots and blocked shots
Fenwick – Same as corsi, except with blocked shots omitted
PDO – A stat for even strength on-ice shooting and save percentages for a player. Can also be applied to teams
ES – even strength
Possession – another team for "corsi", since it is a proxy for possession of the puck in the offensive zone
Sex Panther – Olli Jokinen
CHUD – Olli Jokinen
Zone start – The ratio of offensive zone to defensive zone face-offs for a player at even strength
(Name)! Is! Available! – A fictious ad campaign for the trading away of players. Based on the Steve Staio PS contest
Nolli Goalagain – Olli Jokinen
Butter – Brent Sutter
Dutter – Darryl Sutter
Sparklepants – Todd Bertuzzi. Originally dreamed up at M&G
The Dancing Bear(s) – A goon or the act of heavy weights engaging in a meaningless fight
Olli Postagain – Olli Jokinen
Quality of Competition – the measure of the quality of opponents a skater faces. QoC is calculated via either weighted scoring or corsi of a players opponents
Relative corsi – A players cosi rating versus the rest of his team. Calculated by subtracting the team’s collective corsi rating while he’s off the ice from his on-ice corsi rating. Can be used to calculate the relative corsi rating of his opponents for qality of competition purposes
Cowbell – A facet of the game or a skill that a coach/GM overemphasizes in terms of importance to winning. See: Brian Burke and "truculence"
Wayne Gretz – The Nations sites Evil Overlord. Well known for erratic behavior and nonsensical raving. His mental disturbances manifest in his Oilers fandom. Wayne’s shady affiliations are numerous: he’s an Elk, a communist, a Mason and the president of the gay and lesbian alliance for some reason.
Mo(n)sster – David Moss:
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