INTRODUCING THE FANTASY MINUTE

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Now most of my hockey fantasies include Jordan Eberle, a bottle of sherry, a roaring fire and a DVD of All Dogs Go To Heaven. So when I heard about a video called the Fantasy Minute I was understandably excited.

Today we are introducing the Fantasy Minute but be forewarned – it’s about fantasy hockey not necessarily fantasies about hockey. Oh and the mega babe host. No big deal.

*cackles wildly*

THE INAUGURAL FANTASY MINUTE

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  • showing hot girls will not make me forget how bad this team is wayne!! This is an oilers site, and we need to stay focused on the task at hand, which is improving the team and protesting the continuing employment of kevin lowe!! if you look at the oilers record the last 4 years you will… once a week you say? is she married?

    • Bicepus Maximus - Huge fan boy!

      hot babes get hotter when they’re smart

      Fixed. You welcome.

      Edit: What?? No! I didn’t write “smart”! I was basically saying the exact opposite of that…

        • Admiral Ackbar

          You’ve obviously never lived in Montreal. I’ve lived in Edm, Cal, and Mtl. Currently in Van. Montreal and Toronto have the hottest girls in the country. Smarten up.

      • RedMan

        I’d comment back,

        but whoever the admin is – he’d just delete it, apparently only Edmonton people get to comment on women… I know it’s gotta be an Edmonton admin cause we never see that kind of weird interference on the Calgary side.

        and then, i can’t ague the Edmonton based comments on leg bruises etc, as edmontonians would definitely have much more experience to draw from in the matter. If all they’ve seen is one’s with bruises and neck tattoos, is that a surprise?

  • 916oiler

    While novel to see such a babe do fantasy picks I can’t take her seriously. Burrows… Really Ashley? The Canuckleheads have to win 9 of their last 10 to even get into the playoffs AND without that weasel Kesler and Bobby Lou. C’mon Ash… That stuff might fly south of the 49th but you have to bring your A game to Canada.

  • THRNHJE

    I really, really, want the Oilers to be a hockey team again.

    However, there are some facts we need to realize and not hold onto old hopes and glories.

    The facts are:

    1) The worst team in the NHL over the past 14 years, coinciding with Kevin Lowe’s arrival on the scene.

    2) The majority of what Lowe has done includes Mac T. They are joined at the Hip. They are a team.

    3) As was quoted from a friend of mine who works in the NHL, will not give any more information. “The Oilers are a recycle plant for all the NHL garbage. This is well known in the NHL and there is no respect for the management of that team.”

    4) The major sports industry magazine in North America voted the Oilers the worst managed team of all major professional sports teams (NHL, NBA, NFL, Soccer, Baseball).

    So, here are the facts. There are two things to consider getting free agents to Edmonton. The most obvious, the players. Second, their agents, which are equally important because they want to protect their financial assets.

    The agents, who make their lifelong paycheck from advising and negotiating for players that play an average of 3 to 5 years in the league are well seasoned in the “business”.

    So, If the agents look at the Oilers. They want to maximize the economics of the player, but also the future value of their asset. This includes development, and the “winning” factor which will affect future negotiations.

    Because of the Oilers recent 14 year record. The agents look at the Oilers as the “team of last resort” in their recommendations to their players. If two teams are bidding for a player with equal money. Do you go to a winning team or the Oilers if you are an agent? That is easy.

    The only way to correct the problem is a culture and leadership change within the Oilers organization so a “fresh slate” can be developed with the players and agents.

    This will not be accomplished with Lowe, Mac T, Smith, Buchburger et al.

    We need a complete change, otherwise the NHL recycle team for NHL garbage will continue to be very good at what it has been for 14 years. Losing.

  • vetinari

    Wanye resurfaces???? I thought that he was in witness protection or something… as for the fantasy minute, how many Oilers should I pick up for my playoff draft? The dude running it tells me that I can have them all and they’ll let me enter at half the normal price– sweet or what!!!

    • You’d be surprised how hot alot of the Octane dancers are (just check out the Octane calendar). The Oilers just down-dress the girls to keep it “family” for bible-belt Albertans. If they performed dressed like Dallas Stars Ice Girls it’d be over inside a minute.