Post-Game: Flames Beat Oil, Give Atomic Wedgies, Steal Lunch Money

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This night of nights, this game of games, is the sweetest of victories for your fightin’ Flames as it comes against our perennially pathetic polar … poo-heads from the North. It’s not that the Flames won big, in Edmonton, it’s that the game was just so fun to watch for so many different reasons. Including a Taylor Hall/Dallas Eakins “mis-communication” which looked an awful lot like a cat fight. 

The Flames turned the second period into a highlight package and scored EIGHT TIMES. IN ONE GAME. AGAINST THE OILERS. One of them by Kevin Westgarth, the Brick Tamland of hockey. Drink it in Flames fans, this game is ties the largest margin of victory in a BOA and this may have been the most unexpected of Flames big wins in Edmonton. We can worry about the draft lottery and tanking and the rebuild tomorrow. For right now, this feels great.   

Best game ever.

Also, Matt Stajan melted some hearts with a penalty shot goal, Read all about it after the jump  

GAME SUMMARY

Right off the bat, Kevin Westgarth, whom was dressed tonight for reasons I do not understand, took a roughing penalty two minutes into the game. On that power-play, Jeff Petry scored on a point shot with Ryan Jones parked directly in front of him without a stick. Though the difference between Jones with a stick and without a stick are frankly negligible.  

After the 1-0 goal, Westgarth decided to correct his error by fighting Luke Gadzic, the same guy who knocked him out in a scary incident. Westgarth tried to protect himself throughout the majority of the scrap and was able to hold his own for the most part. Basically, who cares? Westgarth fighting a fellow goon seems inconsequential to me but that hardly seems important now doesn’t it? I won’t complain about anything else from this point on I promise.

Because after that, things were all smiles in Flameland. T.J Brodie, who rules, started a breakout and the puck found Mark Giordano who absolutely blasted one past Fasth and tied the game at 1. The game was tied at one heading into the second period. All things considered, the game was quite even going into the room, the Flames were leading in shots 9-8.

The second period started off pretty good for the Flames when four and a half minutes in, Paul Byron forced a turnover to Mikael Backlund who found a wide-open red-hot Mike Cammalleri to give the Flames a 2-1 lead. Things got very good after that.

One minute later, Matt Stajan was the recipient of a fairly generous call and was awarded a penalty shot. I wasn’t expecting a whole lot from Stajan, whom isn’t known as much of a shootout specialist, I think anyone who saw what happened were pretty pleased:   

A pretty emotional goal considering all the hardship that Stajan and his family have endured recently. He points to the sky after the goal and …yeah. That is a pretty cool moment. Good on him.

The Flames would score twice more before the second period ended, one from Lord Byron, who rules, and one from Glencross who roofed one on Fasth and ended his night. The Flames went into the third WINNING 5-1?! I was tingling with glee. 

Heading into the third, I am sure most Flames fans would have been content with sitting on the four goal lead. However, the Flames decided to reward us for our loyalty this year by laying into our northern foes for three more goals on Ben Scrivens who must be super glad he willingly signed up for another tour of duty in goaltending Vietnam. 

Glencross scored twice in the third to complete the hat-trick and even, sigh, Kevin Westgarth scored in the third off of what I am going to assume was an intentional chest pass from Tyler Wotherspoon to make it 7-1 at that point. The game ended 8-1 and all is good in the world. 

THE RED WARRIOR

One may be tempted to make Ryan Smyth the Red Warrior tonight as he somehow, and I have no idea how, managed to be even in an 8-1 loss. That is amazing. How is that even possible? Anywho, enough of the report from Shelbyville. The Flames had a number of amazing performances tonight including Curtis Glencross who scored a friggen hat trick, Mark Giordano who seems to be on a one man mission to make Dan Hamhuis pay for not being picked for the Olympic team, and T.J Brodie who, along with Gio, was +5 tonight. Even though we all hate that stat, that’s still pretty impressive.

However, the obvious choice is good ol’ Matthew “Ragin Franchise” Stajan who had four points tonight to go with his penalty shot goal. Just great stuff all around.

SCORING CHANCES

Team Period Time Note Home Away State
Home 1 14:00 Perron 4 19 21 35 57 89 5 7 18 20 24 31 5v5
Away 1 11:19 Agostino 5 14 35 51 84 93 4 8 23 31 44 51 5v5
Home 1 7:52 Schultz 14 19 21 35 51 93 5 18 20 24 31 44 5v5
Home 1 6:50 Hendricks 2 23 27 35 68 85 3 11 13 31 32 56 5v5
Home 1 5:36 Hall 4 5 35 57 84 89 5 7 8 18 20 31 5v5
Away 1 5:08 Colborne 14 19 21 35 51 93 4 8 23 31 44 51 5v5
Away 1 3:08 Monahan 5 21 35 93 94 4 5 11 13 23 31 4v5
Away 1 2:45 Giordano 5 21 35 93 94 4 5 11 13 23 31 4v5
Home 2 17:33 Smyth 2 14 35 51 93 94 3 13 31 32 44 5v4
Away 2 16:41 Glencross 2 27 35 51 68 85 4 7 11 20 24 31 5v5
Away 2 16:18 Monahan 2 27 35 51 68 85 3 8 23 31 51 56 5v5
Away 2 15:48 Cammalleri goal 19 21 23 27 35 68 5 7 11 13 31 32 5v5
Away 2 14:40 Stajan PS goal 2 4 35 57 85 89 5 7 11 13 31 32 5v5
Away 2 14:01 Byron goal 2 4 35 57 85 89 5 7 11 13 31 32 5v5
Home 2 13:06 Lander 5 14 35 51 84 93 4 15 16 17 31 44 5v5
Home 2 11:50 Lander 14 19 21 30 51 93 4 8 23 31 44 51 5v5
Home 2 10:12 Jones 5 20 28 30 84 94 3 15 16 17 31 56 5v5
Away 2 5:34 Hudler 2 30 85 93 94 4 5 8 20 24 31 4v5
Home 2 3:49 Nugent-Hopkins 2 5 14 21 30 93 5 7 17 23 31 51 5v5
Away 2 2:59 Glencross 19 30 51 57 84 89 3 5 18 20 24 31 5v5
Home 3 19:26 Nugent-Hopkins 14 19 30 85 93 5 7 11 31 32 4v4
Away 3 15:16 Glencross 14 19 20 21 30 93 4 18 20 24 31 44 5v5
Away 3 15:11 Glencross goal 14 19 20 21 30 93 4 18 20 24 31 44 5v5
Away 3 14:44 Bouma 5 23 27 28 30 84 3 15 16 17 31 56 5v5
Away 3 14:34 Westgarth goal 5 23 27 28 30 84 3 15 16 17 31 56 5v5
Away 3 13:47 Cammalleri 2 20 30 57 85 89 4 8 13 23 31 44 5v5
Home 3 10:10 Smyth 19 20 21 28 30 94 4 15 16 17 31 44 5v5
Away 3 7:06 Glencross 19 20 21 28 30 94 4 18 20 24 31 44 5v5
Home 3 6:57 Gazdic 5 20 30 57 84 94 4 18 20 24 31 44 5v5
Away 3 4:50 Monahan 4 14 19 21 30 93 4 8 23 31 44 51 5v5
Away 3 3:45 Bouma 5 20 28 30 84 94 3 15 16 17 31 44 5v5
Away 3 3:30 Agostino 19 21 30 51 57 89 4 16 23 31 44 51 5v5
# Player EV PP SH
3 SMID, LADISLAV 19:30 5 2 00:00 0 0 01:12 0 1
4 RUSSELL, KRIS 18:20 9 4 03:45 3 0 00:01 0 0
5 GIORDANO, MARK 13:15 4 5 04:19 3 0 02:13 0 0
7 BRODIE, TJ 16:30 4 4 01:56 0 0 00:40 0 0
8 COLBORNE, JOE 15:05 5 2 02:04 1 0 00:00 0 0
11 BACKLUND, MIKAEL 13:00 4 2 03:22 2 0 00:39 0 0
13 CAMMALLERI, MIKE 13:08 4 1 03:22 2 0 00:33 0 1
15 WESTGARTH, KEVIN 10:05 3 3 00:00 0 0 00:00 0 0
16 MCGRATTAN, BRIAN 11:13 4 3 00:00 0 0 00:00 0 0
17 BOUMA, LANCE 13:17 3 4 00:15 0 0 02:15 0 0
18 STAJAN, MATT 09:39 4 4 00:00 0 0 02:09 0 0
20 GLENCROSS, CURTIS 10:28 5 4 02:04 1 0 00:01 0 0
23 MONAHAN, SEAN 17:26 6 2 03:24 2 0 00:04 0 0
24 HUDLER, JIRI 10:11 5 3 02:17 1 0 00:01 0 0
31 RAMO, KARRI   17 11   3 0   0 1
32 BYRON, PAUL 13:32 3 2 00:00 0 0 01:10 0 1
44 BUTLER, CHRIS 17:07 9 5 01:22 0 0 02:46 0 1
51 AGOSTINO, KENNY 13:17 5 2 00:15 0 0 00:00 0 0
56 WOTHERSPOON, TYLER 17:04 3 2 00:00 0 0 00:00 0 0
Period Totals EV PP 5v3 PP SH 5v3 SH
1 4 4 2 4 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2 7 5 6 4 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
3 9 3 9 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

SUM IT UP

Flames rule, while the Oilers a pathetic excuse for a joke… also, they drool.

Flames host the Sharks on Monday.

  • Skuehler

    Can’t help but feel the Calgary Vancouver game from a few months back where Torts lost his mind was a turning point for the Nucks. They’re demise has been imminent from that point on. Maybe we see something similar here where while the Soilers have been awful for a while, perhaps it’s this embarrassment that is a catalyst for change.

    Flames haven’t won a lot on the score sheet this year but they have sure caused grief for their two main rivals. And those are moral victories.

  • beloch

    Sometimes, nothing will do but a Conan quote. An old-school Conan quote.

    What is best in life?

    To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

    Tonight, the killer instinct was there. The Flames had Edmonton’s throats under their boots and they pressed down without mercy or compassion for almost two full periods. It was glorious!

    Gazdic again proved that he has zero class by fighting with his visor on. Westgarth’s hands were a bloody mess from connecting with Gazdic’s visor over and over again. Hopefully the enforcers of the league will clue in and start giving Gazdic the cold-shoulder (and lopsided time in the box) when he tries to start stuff. This is a player who does not follow the code.

    Hall and Eakins did effective damage control in their post-game interviews, but the writing is on the wall. Eakins is toast. The $6M club stopped paying attention to him half a season ago. After, what, five coaches in as many years, it’s pretty clear who runs the Oilers.

    It was great to see the return of scoreface, but Matt Stajan’s 4 point triumph tonight was the sweetest thing of all. In this dark hour of his grief, the man deserves a little light. #$%@ yeah Matt Stajan. #$%@ yeah.

  • Giving the gm job to a guy who wouldn’t play with a helmet is obviously a smart plan. He makes the shrewd moves the Oilers need, like bringing in an ex flame and making him captain.

    Great game. Man, it’s kind of sad to see how little progress they’ve made up there after all these years. But it’s also funny. Real funny.