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Post Game: The Devil Went Down To Newark
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Apr 7, 2014, 21:41 EDTUpdated: Invalid DateTime
(The Devil then left because Newark is literally worse than Hell)
(Azevedo’s a bit of a rube and protects his twitter account so I had to take a picture instead of embedding it proper)
I had to admit Justin had me there, and even though Young Guns era games vs. Lemaire’s Wild games had been blocked out of my memory, I can concede that those games were most assuredly worse.
Still, this one was drudgingly, Ben Hanowskingly slow and plodding, and it was soooo hard to watch, to the point where I decided I was going to kind of phone this one and only dedicate the amount of time and due analysis you expect from a pro like me that this game deserved.
So with that in mind, read about this game after the jump!

The Flames Are Making Me Work

I was literally going to have absolutely nothing after the jump, because that’s how awful the game was, but then the third period happened and Karri Ramo collectively all juiced our loins.
That’s all we’re going to talk about here. Karri Ramo was absolutely incredible in this game, Gio continues to be a mensch, and KARRI RAMO ended the Devils’ playoff hopes (no not really, but it’s close)
So now all I’m going to do is just write Karri Ramo’s name over and over.
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Scoring Chances

Team
Period
Time
Note
Home
Away
State
Away
1
18:47
Glencross
6
7
11
18
20
35
4
8
13
20
31
44
5v5
Home
1
16:02
Zajac
6
7
15
19
35
68
5
7
8
20
23
31
5v5
Away
1
13:38
Monahan
7
15
23
34
35
7
8
23
31
39
41
4v5
Home
1
9:59
Brunner
2
12
22
35
68
5
23
31
44
4v3
Home
1
9:31
Brunner
2
12
22
35
68
5
23
31
44
51
4v4
Away
1
5:48
Glencross
6
7
15
19
35
68
4
7
8
20
23
31
5v5
Away
1
5:46
Glencross
6
7
15
19
35
68
4
7
8
20
23
31
5v5
Home
1
1:27
Carter
2
19
20
34
35
68
5
16
31
39
44
51
5v5
Home
2
19:18
Brunner
2
12
19
34
35
68
5
7
8
13
31
48
5v5
Home
2
18:40
Greene
6
8
12
17
22
35
4
17
23
31
44
5v4
Home
2
18:39
Brunner
6
8
12
17
22
35
4
17
23
31
44
5v4
Home
2
16:17
Gionta
6
7
11
18
20
35
4
13
20
24
31
44
5v5
Home
2
13:51
Zajac
2
12
19
34
35
68
5
7
13
24
31
48
5v5
Home
2
13:25
Bernier
6
7
11
18
20
35
4
13
17
24
31
44
5v5
Home
2
2:29
Brunner
6
7
12
19
35
68
4
13
24
31
44
48
5v5
Away
2
1:39
Agostino
2
8
15
17
34
35
5
7
16
31
39
51
5v5
Away
2
0:45
Hudler
6
19
23
28
35
4
5
8
13
24
31
4v5
Home
3
17:24
Carter
2
11
20
34
35
68
8
31
39
41
42
51
5v5
Away
3
14:26
Cammalleri
2
12
19
34
35
68
4
15
17
31
44
58
5v5
Away
3
9:46
Van Brabant
10
12
19
22
35
68
5
7
13
24
31
48
5v5
Home
3
7:17
Brunner
10
12
19
22
35
68
4
13
17
24
31
44
5v5
Home
3
6:13
Jagr
2
6
12
19
35
68
4
8
20
23
31
44
5v5
Away
3
3:33
Agostino
6
8
15
17
22
35
5
7
16
31
39
51
5v5
Home
3
2:55
Harrold
2
8
10
15
17
35
4
8
13
20
31
44
5v5
Home
3
2:33
Jagr
2
10
12
19
35
68
5
7
20
23
24
31
5v5
Home
3
0:41
Ryder
6
8
15
17
19
34
4
7
16
20
23
31
5v5
Home
3
0:03
Jagr
6
15
17
19
34
68
4
7
20
23
24
31
5v5
#
Player
EV
PP
SH
4
RUSSELL, KRIS
18:58
4
8
05:23
1
0
01:02
0
2
5
GIORDANO, MARK
20:56
3
6
05:12
1
0
02:13
0
1
7
BRODIE, TJ
23:53
5
6
02:41
1
0
00:58
0
0
8
COLBORNE, JOE
14:02
3
5
03:25
2
0
00:58
0
0
13
CAMMALLERI, MIKE
15:41
2
7
05:09
1
0
00:29
0
0
15
WESTGARTH, KEVIN
07:16
1
0
00:00
0
0
00:00
0
0
16
MCGRATTAN, BRIAN
12:07
2
2
00:22
0
0
00:00
0
0
17
BOUMA, LANCE
12:45
1
2
00:14
0
0
01:17
0
2
20
GLENCROSS, CURTIS
14:50
3
7
03:35
0
0
00:00
0
0
23
MONAHAN, SEAN
16:23
2
6
02:05
1
0
02:12
0
3
24
HUDLER, JIRI
14:32
1
7
04:41
1
0
00:00
0
0
31
RAMO, KARRI
 
7
15
 
2
0
 
0
3
39
GALIARDI, TJ
11:41
2
2
01:23
1
0
00:34
0
0
41
BILLINS, CHAD
08:16
0
1
01:36
1
0
00:00
0
0
42
CUNDARI, MARK
07:34
0
1
00:00
0
0
00:00
0
0
44
BUTLER, CHRIS
19:01
2
8
00:00
0
0
02:17
0
3
48
VAN BRABANT, BRYCE
08:21
1
3
00:00
0
0
00:00
0
0
51
AGOSTINO, KENNY
10:37
2
3
01:17
0
0
00:00
0
0
58
HANOWSKI, BEN
07:57
1
0
00:07
0
0
00:00
0
0
Period
Totals
EV
PP
5v3 PP
SH
5v3 SH
1
4
4
3
3
1
0
0
1
0
0
0
0
2
2
7
1
5
1
0
0
0
0
2
0
0
3
3
7
3
7
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0

The Red Warrior

Mark Cundari was pretty good.

In the end